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I tried to slide down the railings into my living room just now and not surprising i fell off and tumbled down the stairs into a crumpled bruised heap , giving my maid the shock of her life.

At least i only had two bruises on my elbows and a very bruised ego.

Anyway.

I feel like going bra-less today ,inspired by a caucasian customer i served yesterday.

She wasn't wearing one ( my goodness , she was wearing a very sheer white camisole ) and here's a question i would love to ask her

"Are you smuggling raisins ?"

Ha ha. Go figure !

So as i was saying , she ordered a regular Machiatto and she was about to pay for her drink when out of nowhere ( okay , from behind her ) this horny looking guy stretched his hand out , pushing a American Express into my face saying

"Nono , let me pay for you"

The raisin-smuggling lady was shocked and she made a poor attempt at reluctance and after a minor brawl that sort of went

"No please , i can pay for myself"

"No its okay , let me"

"Nono , its alright !"

"Come on , its my pleasure to do so"

"Oh , alright then."

She got the free Machiatto.

So , i come to the conclusion that being bra-less has its benefits. i won't be smuggling raisins though .

I'd be smuggling grape seeds.