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Tuesday, June 29, 2004

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Question : Scrunch or fold it ?

For all ye ignoramus , i am referrin to the unsung hero , the toilet paper of course !

Personally , i'm a scruncher.

I can never understand why people fold their toilet paper so neatly just so they can swipe it up their asses. Besides , after having tried using a folded pad of toilet paper , i declared the scrunchie the undisputed winner.

Why ?

It seems to me that the crap does not hang onto the paper as well as it does on the scrunchie , thus giving the user a slimey feeling of shit sliding up your ass. Serious.

In theory , the best scenario to describe it would be why an alloy is stronger than pure metals.

Because of the difference in sizes of the particles , it would be harder for the particles to slide across each other hence rendering it more strong than pure metals .

Of course i'm just tryin to show off my chemistry prowess.

Anyway.

You get the idea. When you scrunch paper , there are many more nooks and crannies for the shit to be kept comfortably out of sight ( and touch ) of , whereas the smoothness of the folded paper ensures otherwise.

C'mon , embarrased ? Don't be ! After all it is human to shit .

So what do you , the discriminating toilet paper user think ?

 

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