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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

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sex sells
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Of course it does. Ever since Man learnt how to copulate and the pleasures that comes with it , sex has always been used as a powerful tool for many reasons ; 99% of it being wrong.

Anyway.

Sex sells when you're trying to promote a song as nonsensical as Janet Jackson's "All night".

I've never been a fan of any of the Jackson family member so i might be biased.

But.

Janet's vocals leaves much to be desired. Or rather , in most of her songs , she sounds like she is either breathing or whispering.

For this particular song , breathing and moaning.

Which is absolutely gross ! For christ's sake sing like you have a throat .

"Work it like you're working a pole
Shake it 'til you're shaking the floor
Pop it like you're poppin' a cork
Don't Stop, Don't Stop
Jerk it like you're making it choke
Break it like you're breakin' a code
Drop it till you're taking it lower"

Not surprisingly the lyrics are equally nauseating.

Download ( I'd say , download it from Kazaa ! Why buy her album?! ) and hear it for yourself. I knew i had to bitch about this song the first time i heard it on radio. The only thing i could make out from her extremely inaudible syllabuses were the words "it" and "like'.

Breast baring will not get you any further ! You're probably gonna have to go down on Justin timberlake on stage live in front of america to arouse the slightest attention in me .

Then again who the hell wants to watch an orang utan going down on a curly haired monkey ?

 

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