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Wank.Self-touching.Whatever
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I find myself being utterly embarrased when i'm supposed to utter supposedly taboo words like sex , dicks , petting , vaginas and especially masturbation. So much to the extent that i would try to avoid it by either
1) Rolling my eyes and pretending to look exasperated
Example -
Jane : Oh my god.. And what else did they dared to do at the chalet ?
Fiona : You know ! THAT THING !! It was that shocking ! Oh , the sheer audacity!
Jane : HUh ? What is THAT THING !?
Fiona : *rolls eyes* THAT !
Jane : What ? I don't get it !
Fiona : *constipated look* THAT ONE LAH !
Jane : *thinks* Oh.
So yeah , it takes much telepathy to understand using this method so i'm usually using
2) Clever replacement with less offensive and vulgar sounding words
Example -
Jane : Really ? So did you saw them doing THAT?
Fiona : Yeah ! They were copulating right there in the loo !
Anyway you get the idea.
I'm trying to overcome my fear of such words. Right now.
MASTURBATION
SEX
VAGINA
MASTURBATION
SEX
VAGINA
MASTURBATION
SEX
VAGINA
MASTURBATION
SEX
VAGINA
MASTURBATION
SEX
VAGINA
Will anybody be so nice as to give me more creative words for masturbation? I'm tired of the word wanking.
