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irrelevant post of the day
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Recently i've noticed that its the trend now to post such stuff on your blog entries. Its some kinda quiz thingy that actually doesnt really make sense ( at least to me )
Something like this. ( Name inked out to protect privacy. Heh. )
Of course , being the trendy sophisticated modern urbanite that i am i must keep up with the times and bring out the herd mentality in me by doing exactly what the others are doing. ( cleverly edited by me using MS Paint. Looks real hor ? )
How uber cool. Ah , i am not longer an old fogey. I AM TRENDY ! I AM DOING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING !
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Unpretty
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I met Julynn , HH and Jerel at about 1am yesterday for supper and we actually went down all the way to Mohd Sultan because HH drove his brother's car yesterday and i almost died from the thrills that i got at 250km/h down the highways.
Anyway.
We were all tempted to pop inside one of the clubs but the 3 muskeeters had school to attend so we didnt ( or couldnt. )
Lounging by the Ba-kut-Teh store that charges exorbitant prices for a meagre serving of the Ba-Kut-Teh , there was this rather plump lady in her mid 30s serving us drinks and she was what we all usually described as pussyface ( and that was mild. You wouldnt wanna hear what we actually called her )
Of course , we're not usually so cruel as to taunt others for how they look but this bitch was really rude and extremely stubborn even when proven wrong. Here's an excerpt from our brief conversation :
HH : Auntie.. We only ordered 4 drinks.. why are you charging us so much ?
Pussyface : Where got ?! You count properly before you accuse me , hor
HH : Okay , how much does one can costs ?
Pussyface : How i know ah ?
HH : But you're selling us the drinks , how can you not know
Pussyface : *kicks a chair towards the side and walks off but not before snorting loudly and eyeing us with extremely malevolent eyes*
And whats worse , she was dressed in a very figure hugging halter top that showed us much of her saggy boobs and in a pair of obviously fake Levis 599s , and i noted with glee that her waist was 38 ( i think )inches.
AND HER DISGUSTING BUTT CRACK ( Or butt cleavage to some ) was so obvious as she wore her jeans really low slung. Eeeew. Jerel managed to tip some ash from his cigarette down her butt crack , which will probably stay there forever because her butt is too fat to be cleansed thoroughly ( plus-sized people , pls don't take offence ! this is just about pussyface ). Yucks. Pardon my use of explicit language but she is certainly not a candidate to have an** sex with. :D
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Whyyy....
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Sometimes i ask myself why am i blogging when i am not allowed to say what i actually really want to for fear that my friends might read it. Of late i've been bugged by a couple of problems , mostly related with a few warped relationships that i'm experiencing. But i'm not in a position to speak about it , i'm sure at least one of the parties involved reads my blog and .. well , you get the idea :(
I feel so burderned.. The skeletons in my closet are all piling up.. There's this tremendous lead weight thats so bringing me down.. One that i cannot possibly disclose for if i did i would surely be the subject of much gossip and finger-wagging , for i have sinned.. ( not those kind of sin lah ! Why do people like to associate sinning with hideous crimes like adultery , rape or murder ?! )
Oh well.
Let us hold hands and sing in unison
Hakuna Matata !
WHat a wonderful phrase~
Hakuna Matata !
Ain't no passin craze !
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
Its a problem free philosophy
Hakuna Matata !
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( Song adapted from The Lion King , what do you mean by what is The Lion King ?! Where have you been all your life !? )
Oh , don't you all just love The Lion King? I do :)
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Listening to :
Shawn Colvin - Sunny came home
A really great track ! Its damn old , but really really nice. Great tune.
