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I love singapore
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Yes , why not ?
I love the lifts with an uncanny resemblance to public toilets at my block .
the construction all around the island that never seemed to end ( the construction of the North-East line , and now the Paya Lebar expressway. Both deemed redundant by me. After all , how did people travel before that ?! )
the ever-loving government that splurges on absolutely useless stuff like air-conditioned bus interchanges and sheltered walkways for even the shortest distance ( and eventually spoiling the whole lot of us rotten )
the very irritating TVmobile that never fails to piss me off and which is why my earphones is permenantly in my ear and that is how i plan to sue TVMobile for a ridiculously huge sum of money should my hearing fail because they are directly linked to it.
By the way , TVMobile is the dumbest shit ever to happen to public transport. Yes , we love TV so much that the Stupid Bus COmpany ( SBS ) had to install it on every damned bus. WTF. Surely we can survive a bus trip without TV ?! No of course not , the SBS had to torture our poor tormented depraved souls not only by bombarding us with the unwated culture , they had to set the volume at unbelivably high levels that morphs into a high octane scrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeechhhhhhhh whenever the bus stops abruptly or when the TV signals get interuppted , scaring the shit out of everyone.
Thank you SBS , for everything. Thank you , you greedy money-grabbing advertisiers.
Okay i disgress. But i really have alot of grievances regarding the public buses in singapore which is why i am going to continue.
Face it , SBS. All that commuters want is a good rest and if possible , nap on buses.
SO TELL ME HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO REST OUR TIRED SOULS ON NOISE POLLUTED ( TVmobile ) AND INCREDIBLY BRIGHT BUSES!???????????????
Believe me when i say that the lights are bright enough in buses to trick hamsters and other hibernating animals out of their winter hibernation because its so damn bright ?!
Ok bad comparision. But you get the idea.
Yay , i have just found the second excuse to sue SBS. Causing insomnia.
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Don't get me wrong. I love singapore lah. Really!
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Have i told you lately that i loved you ?
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He did not SMS me today , on top of his indifference yesterday. That really depressed me and i was blue for the whole day today. And yes , i cried my eyes out for no reason. I am just so seriously jaded and down and blue and feeling so under the weather that i actually lined my eyes really thickly today , like how Avril Lavigne does hers ( by the way , i totally hate her. Skater boy ? Kiss my ass ! More about how i hate her another day . ), without any blusher or anything else. And i tied my hair up.
Yes , i usually do the unthinkable whenever im emotionally unstable. You have been warned. Who knows ? Fishnet stockings with my sneakers tomorrow.
Horrors ! A drug addict. Thats what i saw when i looked into the mirror today.
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I am so depp into you
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If you think you possess the ultra sexy smouldering manly malevolent ( YES! Don't you just love the evil some stares exude ? growlll ) gaze of Johnny Depp's ( The kind that make you want to have a one night stand with. Not with the eyes of course. With those eyes looking down at you while you.....*censored* . ) , please , may i beseech you. Drop me a line.
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Woah. Love that stubble too.
