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Murphy's law once again !
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Yep. If you have been with me since eons ago , you would know about my very habit of pushing all the blame onto Murphy's law ( which goes like this : When something might go wrong , it WILL go wrong. Yeah. )

So i met up with Julynn today for the first time in weeks , after a futile discussion about our advertising project with my classmates.

At Compasspoint , i went to the toilet to relieve myself before meeting her.

Boy , i wished i never got out of the toilet.

She was late for about 10 minutes , so for 10 minutes i was hovering outside 7-11 waiting for her.

Her voice arrived first as usual

"Fiona ! Sorry for being late ! My lecturer held me up lah... Hey... whats that !?"

I turned around to see her looking rather perplexed.

"What?"

She cocked her head slightly , as if trying to look up my mini skirt.

"Whats wrong with you ? Trying to peek at my panties ah u horny bitch ?"

She shook her head and suddenly shoved my head towards her chin. She started whispering

"Are you wearing tampons ? Cus' i think your tampon string is showing. What brand you using ah..why does the string look so funny.."

I was flabbergasted. Of course i wasn't using tampons ! I wasn't even having my period. I tried to bend over and saw a trail of white coming out from my behind. In a state of hurry , i pulled it out. It was a long piece of toilet paper stuck to my butt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And when i say long , i mean long

Upon realising what was it that she discovered , dear old Ju burst into a loud cackle and she sat onto the bench and laughed for a full 10 minutes before composing herself.

Can you imagine i actually walked around with that THING hanging from my butt ?!!! It would have looked like a strip of paper about two fingers in length swinging to and fro from the hem of my skirt. And i actually showed it to everyone in front of 7-11 for like 10 minutes !!

Good lord.