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Sunday, September 05, 2004

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Mighty Mouse !
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I have nothing against bodybuilders but it sometimes irks me to see them sometimes on the streets , them wearing their tight-fitting ( gasp!) tops that allows them to flaunt their physique , successfully disgusting me at the same time.

I've noticed that bodybuilders tend to have diminished-looking heads as compared to the rest of their body , not surprising considering the fact that their necks and shoulders are nothing but masses of muscles .

What an uncanny resemblance to a queen termite !!!

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Hello, Friend !

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Notice the similarities ? Small head , big body.

Even the ridges on the queen termite's huge torso look like abs on the unfortunate bodybuilder's body.

They have such huge arms that i bet when they place their hands parallel to their body their hands won't be able to touch the sides of their body like us normal beings.

Nor scratch their backs.

Why ?

Because the big balls of muscles on their upper arm is causing a major hindrance.

Muscles restricts movements.

Which is why bodybuilders are rather dim-witted , since the neurons in their brains aren't able to travel as fast down the nervous system

Or , the protein supplements bodybuilders love drinking so much have gone up to their heads , causing their brain tissue to morph into useless muscles.


Mighty mouse wasn't terribly bright either.


 

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