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Uncle ah ! Kopi-O gao gao !
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I get really turned off when i see young men with horrendously long pinkie nails.

It disturbs me to think about what they actually do with it.

Like impaling their ears with their pinkies , turning it this way or the other before withdrawing it and flicking the harvest collected in the nails away.

Or nostrils , for that matter.

Or in the worst case scenarios , assholes.

Some use it as an inpromptu toothpick , picking their teeth clean of food particles and other unmentionables .


YUCK. The bacteria ! The dirt !

I've always fought the urge to grab the hands of those guilty of that heinous crime of keeping long pinky nails , plunge it into Dettol before clipping it away.

They remind of those leery pervy middle aged men wasting their life away sitting with one leg propped on the chair at your friendly neighbourhood coffee shop.

"Kopi-O Gao ! Teh Si ! TAT KIU~!"