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Irrelevant post of the day
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Even though i am so dog tired and its an unearthly 2am now , i just had to satisfy the blogger in me because i got really intrigued/disgusted by two incidents today.
1) What actually prompted me to get off the bus hastily even though it was not my destination ?
There was this malay guy sitting in front of me .. I reckon he was in his late fifties as a good percent of his short crop was white.
So he started scratching his head. Nothing curious , you say.
NOT.
As the bus moved away from the shady spots and sunlight streamed into the bus , i could actually see clouds of white dust EMERGING from his hair.
Like a mushroom releasing its spores.
I don't know what it is that hovered around his head like a fog. Dust ? Or nano sized dandruff ?
I don't know.
And i don't want to know because there is a high possibility that i have inhaled some of the stuff and i shudder at the thought.
He started scratching more violently and the dust cloud became more dense and opaque.
I held my breath and got down the bus. I had to.
Okay now for curious incident number 2 ( speaking of curious incident... there's this book titled 'the curious incident of the dog in the night time" by Mark Haddon. A really good read , i'd say ! However i feel rather sorry for the author as his last name is rather unfortunate. I can imagine strangers going "What ?! Mark has a hard on ?!" should the rest mention his full name.Okay i'm being lame )
2) This really attractive lady sashayed across the train station in a really nice dress that accentuated her slender but voluptuous figure. As luck would have it she chose to sit beside me , making me feel really inferior and diminished since all eyes were on her. For once i really wished that i was a hot-blooded male because to have this angel sitting beside me was.. euphoric ?
And she smells really nice too. I suspect Issey Mikaye.
Anyway.
Let me tell you about a quirky habit of mine.
I have this thing for nails. Not nails as in those used for putting things together , but fingernails but you know that already right ?
Yup , nails . I don't care if you're immaculately groomed , handsome , charming and rich. What good is it if you're all of the above but you're like a neanderthal with those claw-like nails with *gasp* dirt embedded in it.
Major turnoff !
Okay i digress.
As i was saying , naturally my attention shifted to her nails.
Thankfully she had rather nice nails in a lovely shade of plum ( i love plum shades )
My gaze shifted down. I had the shock of my life.
Her toes. They.... looked like they could play the piano !
It was abnormally long and spaced out like fingers.
No amount of pedicures will ever make her feet decent looking.
She will never star in a feet fetish porn flick.
