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Love thy neighbour
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That i will.

Because i know too damn much about my neighbour(s).

Uh-uh. Way too much.

Let me first address the topic of HDB bathrooms.

They're so amazingly resonant , they put hearing aids to shame.

Every nano-sound reveberates around the bathroom , no single detail is spared if you happen to be in the adjacent bathroom ( which happens to be my bathroom since flats are built like...... you know lah. )

Hell , i can even tell when the neighbour's pausing to soap him/herself because the sound of running water stops for a minute or so and continues again.

And now to the list of stuff ( from conversations to yelling matches ) i've managed to accidently eavesdrop upon is.....

People making out.

YES INDEED !

I don't know if it came from the neighbours above or below my unit but it sure sounded , urm , loud.

There was no mistaking the urm , sound effects produced by a copulating couple in the throes of passion.

I didn't really hear it because brushing my teeth mutes the surroundings until i paused to gargle.

That was when i thought i heard someone urm , moaning.

At first i thought it was a child crying in pain since i have rather sadistic neighbours who often whacked their kids .

Until it got louder.

I really wonder what is going on in their minds. The bathroom is definitely not somewhere i would want to get down and dirty at.

-shudders-

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Its my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm gonna be 18 on friday !!!!!!!!

C'mon ! Wish me a happy birthday !

Birthday presents ?

How about...

1) a two way air ticket to the himalayan region ?

2) a date with Jay chou ?

3) a Boyfriend ?

Preferably a cute one . Hahahha.

Awwwwwright. A bouquet of white lilies would do.

Or a bunch of carrots wrapped up nicely.

Or broccoli.

Hey ! I LIKE BROCCOLI . I like Asparagus too.

I like my vegetables.

Okay i digress.