Love thy neighbour
That i will.
Because i know too damn much about my neighbour(s).
Uh-uh. Way too much.
Let me first address the topic of HDB bathrooms.
They're so amazingly resonant , they put hearing aids to shame.
Every nano-sound reveberates around the bathroom , no single detail is spared if you happen to be in the adjacent bathroom ( which happens to be my bathroom since flats are built like...... you know lah. )
Hell , i can even tell when the neighbour's pausing to soap him/herself because the sound of running water stops for a minute or so and continues again.
And now to the list of stuff ( from conversations to yelling matches ) i've managed to accidently eavesdrop upon is.....
People making out.
YES INDEED !
I don't know if it came from the neighbours above or below my unit but it sure sounded , urm , loud.
There was no mistaking the urm , sound effects produced by a copulating couple in the throes of passion.
I didn't really hear it because brushing my teeth mutes the surroundings until i paused to gargle.
That was when i thought i heard someone urm , moaning.
At first i thought it was a child crying in pain since i have rather sadistic neighbours who often whacked their kids .
Until it got louder.
I really wonder what is going on in their minds. The bathroom is definitely not somewhere i would want to get down and dirty at.
Its my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna be 18 on friday !!!!!!!!
C'mon ! Wish me a happy birthday !
Birthday presents ?
1) a two way air ticket to the himalayan region ?
2) a date with Jay chou ?
3) a Boyfriend ?
Preferably a cute one . Hahahha.
Awwwwwright. A bouquet of white lilies would do.
Or a bunch of carrots wrapped up nicely.
Hey ! I LIKE BROCCOLI . I like Asparagus too.
I like my vegetables.
Okay i digress.