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Thursday, October 21, 2004

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Murphy's law make an unwanted return
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Alright. Just a recap for all ye who are new to my blog.

Murphy's law : When something can go wrong , it WILL go wrong.

Right.

I had a really really really really bad day yesterday.

I overslept ( as usual ) and i woke up with a really bad case of the flu .

I had a bad hair day , bad make-up day and get this ! Bad clothes day.

How does one get a bad clothes day , you ask.

Well this is entirely my own fault , because i couldnt be bothered to pick out my clothes and wore whatever that came into my view.

I wore a one-sized-too-big adidas tee and a taffled mini skirt with a stud belt.

TOTALLY WRONG.

It looked okay but the clothes did not go well on my body. Because the skirt did not have any belt loops , the belt kept riding up and i had to constantly tug at it to make it stay put.

Having worn too many fitting tops the t-shirt i was wearing made me feel very very unattractive and frumpy.

It didnt help that my bag weighed a tonne either!

For the entire lesson i was feeling really moody and the huge ulcer i have near my molars made me very reluctant to talk.

Argh.

I thought that my bout of moodiness ( malaise by evening because i was starving ) would end once i reach my grandparents' place. Wrong-O !

My grandmother gave me a long lecture because she heard it through the grapevine that i have been spending waaaaaay too much money.

I admit i did something really nasty to her. I actually stared at her and i felt so pissed and frustrated that i contemplated flipping over my plate and soup bowl over and then scream at her. I can't believe that i actually harboured such evil notions.

At my grandmother , my beloved grandmother.

What does that make of me ? I am such a fucker.

Needless to say i left in a huff and i turned a deaf ear to every word she said and i didnt even bother to tell her that i was leaving.

I decided to make a trip to the bookshop since buying stationary always puts me in a better mood. don't ask me why. my form of retail theraphy i suppose.

As you can see in the picture below , there are three red circles. Each circle is a bus stop , with a distance of approx. 300m from each other.


I was supposed to alight at the first stop as bookstore A is located within walking distance.

But i did not. Instead i opted to alight at the second stop asbookstore B is supposedly bigger than bookshop A .

So i walked towards bookshop B . And gues what.

BOOKSHOP B was undergoing RENOVATION.

Oh , sweet lord!

I was cold , drenched , uncomfortable in my clothes , almost collapsing under the sheer weight of my supersized textbook and my ulcer hurt.

Buying new pens and pencils would have alleviated my grumpiness alot more.

By then i had an urgent need to visit the toilet.

My shit was already reaching its exit , to put it crudely.

Did i mention about my hostility against public toilets ?

So i had to hail a bloody cab home so that i could empty my bowels in the clean confinements of my home.

AND TO TOP IT THE SONG THAT WAS ON THE RADIO WHEN I HOPPED INTO THE CAB WAS WAYNE WONDER'S 'HOLD ME' . THE NUMBER ONE IRRITATING SONG THAT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM RECEIVING AIRPLAY BECAUSE IT IS SO DAMN IRRITATING.

There goes $3 . I could have bought 2 new pens that would have made me happy.

But instead i wasted it on cab fare when there was a much cheaper alternative which was to walk home.

But i couldnt , could i ?

WHAT THE FUCK.

Can somebody please pity me.






 

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