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The attack of the pus filled monstrosity
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Nope , not on the face .

On....

My left butt cheek !

And a huge one it is .

Quite painful too , especially when it rubs against my skirt.

I wonder how the hell it appeared there in the first place since the main cause of pimples is excess sebum on the face..

But.. Butt cheeks don't secrete sebum right ???

And please don't doubt my cleanliness. The last person you would ever doubt to be unhygienic in the world would be me :P

Owww... My poor butt cheek.