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Random still frames
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Since i'm still suffering from a really bad case of writer's block , i shall post a couple of pictures taken on my not-so-snazzy-anymore phone , Nokia 6230 ( it wasn't as snazzy as before because of the influx of new models on the market with really impressive price tags )
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Okay , this is me in my room , without my make up. Yep , notice my uber-neat bedroom. And my crease-free bedsheets. I'm really particular about tidiness.
Quit laughing at my teeth already ! I know they're rather crooked. Heh. I dare say i'll look so much better without my mouth.
Ha. How very self-deprecating.
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I think i've uploaded this one before but anyway.
This is Douglas. i think that he looks like Christiano Ronaldo ( That Man Utd cutie ) , but then again i've been known to have a really fruitful imagination. And contrary to popular belief , i am not naked. Tube tops usually gives rise to rather bizarre illusions.
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I like this alot !!!!!! Notice the ring of light surrounding my head just like a halo. Special effects aside , i think i look really hideous from this angle.
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I kind of like this pic but after going overboard with the scrutinising ( or self-admiration if you will ) , i realised i resemble an ape . How very ego-boosting.
Notice the chimp-like protuding jaws. Hot-blooded male orang utans would go ballistic at the sight of me , and horny chimpanzees would line up to mate with me. Hahahhaa. Beastiality ! ( Yes , i know that its not the correct spelling )
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Listening to : 3 doors down - Kryptonite .
Reading : John Grisham - The Testament.
YEAH! Surprise ! I am actually reading stuff that i usually shun ( this book involves alot of law-related stuff ). Now , will someone be so kind as to explain the meaning of litigation and what does a litigator do ( I know it has something to do with law ) ?? Has litigation has anything to do with vasectomy ( don't ask me why but i associate both words together ) ?
Vasectomy is , by the way , something you would do if all you wanna do is screw some girl everyday but not worry about the lawsuits that would follow should she get pregnant and the little bitch just wouldnt abort it. STERILISATION LAH ! Ouch. But its not castration. Why am i even talking about this in the first place?!
I do not condone abortion , for your info.
