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A tribute to Computer Chair ( 1998-2004 )
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Okay , i know that the proper name for the chair that my ass sits upon whenever i start typing maniacally like some computer-addicted recluse is not a computer chair , but an office chair or the like.

Anyway.

It's something like this .



Nothing fancy ; nothing leather nor ergonomic. Just plain cheap plastic with wheels that scratch your delicate marble floors.

Yep. It even caused me my life a couple of time when over-zealous swivelling of the chair causes it to unscrew itself which results in a painful ass.

Two years ago , i was in my favourite position on the chair while using the computer ; legs propped up on the table , head slumped against the back of the chair.

What i didnt know what i was having *whispers and gasps* that time of the month !

Blood happily trickled down and my beloved chair got stained.

A huge angry red patch right smack in the middle.

I couldn't let my mom know about it !

Quickly i went to search the WWW for a quick solution and found one.

"Dab the affected areas with a salt solution and the stain will be gone !"

I did just that.

But.

Not only the stain remained as prominent as ever , the salt solution had dried up and it left a glaring white crust on the stain.

Like a halo ! Wtf ?!!!!!!

The stain isn't there anymore , fyi.

I'll bid goodbye to you now , my friend.

I"M GETTIN A SPANKING NEW CHAIR ! WOO HA !