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Friday nights
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Feels kinda funny to write about friday night when it is 8.30 am on a monday .
Anyway.
Yep , went clubbing on friday night , got dragged down to Melvin and co's favourite haunt , which is Angel , a eurodance club at Mohammed Sultan road.
Sorry PK and co , didn't mean to abandon you guys at Black earlier :D
As i've always emphasised , please do not stereotype us , we are NOT your typical eurodance clubbers .
We speak surprisingly good english .
Okay i disgress .
I wasn't really in the mood to party , i was more into my "chillout" mode .
Nothing beats a good martini and great lounge music ( think Stan Getz ! )
Of course , eurodance is nothing like bossa nova .
I'm not biased against eurodance , even though i dance better to r&b .
So i stuck my ass on a bar stool and started drinking my very obnoxious-tasting concoction of 3 parts vodka to 1 part coke while trying very hard to imagine myself at some laid-back beach bar .
It failed.
I had to relieve myself after awhile , and guess what.
I almost got accosted by this pee-wee ah lian near the washroom !
Here's what happened.
This barely-legal ( no no , i should say pre-pubescent ) beng-lian couple were having a tiff just outside the loos .
They were just standing next to the entrance of the ladies , so obviously i had to walk past them and i happened to just glance at her.
And wah-lah !
This girl shouted screaming after i had entered the toilet.
** Loosely translated into english to the best of my ability**
Pee-wee Ah lian : Whats that bitch's problem ? Want to look , have more guts and look at me in the face lah ! Kaninah! Ask her come out and beat me up lah ! Come lah ! Scared is it ?
Pee-Wee Ah beng : Are you crazy ? She's didnt even look at you !
Pee-Wee Ah lian : **obviously ignoring the guy** Chee bye ! Ask her come out lah ! Stare what stare ! Come beat me lah ! COme lah !
Pee-Wee Ah beng : **obviously the more sensible one** Don't be ridiculous !
Pee-Wee Ah lian : What , you want to quarrel with me some more huh ? She got stare at me lor ! You never see only ! Ask her come out lah ! Don't hide in the toilet ! COME LAH !
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Did i mention all the time i was in the toilet washing my face and chuckling to myself as i heard her ?
I was towering over her , she looked 14 and she wanted to beat me up ?
I was surprised that such characters still existed .
I used to be convinced that such people were the relics of a bygone era when staring incidents were the cause of adolescent fights.
Too bad she was gone when i emerged from the loo 5 minutes later.
What a pity.
I wonder what i would have done though if she really confronted me to my face.
Would i laugh and walk away , or would i let the ah lian in me rear its ugly head ?
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Fiona. The vintage ah lian.
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Heh yep thats right. I used to be one.
I'm a has-been !
That girl with the exaggerated swagger in her gait .
That girl who peppered her speech with incessant vulgarities.
That girl who challenged her teachers over the slightest stuff.
That girl . The resident pee-wee antagonist .
okay so this picture looks like shit but you get the idea.
I looked like this 5 years ago .
Gold frizzy hair . Major split ends.
The way wore my school uniform was a major fashion disaster.
Socks that reached my knee.
Blouse tucked in very very tightly , skirt so short that it barely covered my butt .
Hell no , i wasn't a walking school girl fantasy even though the length of my skirt would have done any Lolita-wannabe proud.
Because i looked like complete crap. hahahhaa.
Oh and did i mention i used to wear my aunt's bra so that my boobs looked larger than life when i was 13 :P
And that i experimented with sanitary pads way before i had my first period by pouring water onto it to test its absorbing power and almost dying of embarrasement when my grandmother caught me ? !
And yes , i used to think that i had the best fashion sense around .
Semi-transparent tops with a black bra ( yes , property of my aunt's . ) , huge shapeless pink dresses and velvet ( ! ) babydoll tops .
WHAT WAS I THINKING OF?!
But i had fun .
I Did . =)
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Random stillframes
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Do the world a favour. Practise good oral hygiene. A quick brush and a thorough gargle with listerine please before you go out. Well , i do anyway. Observe. If the toothbrush is not present , i would look as if i'm foaming from the mouth.
Some people have issues about posting unflattering photos of themselves. Not me. Look at this . Bad light. Pale face. Ugly fake smile. Go on and laugh your heads off at my two ultra big front tooth thats so prominent in this shot. Now you know why i like hamsters so much.
Photo cropped to protect the identity of my friend. LOL. Oh , notice that my right eye always becomes smaller when i smile. Equally bad lighting effects as above photo.
GOOD MORNING , SINGAPORE !
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Songs being repeated in my playlist -
Ella Fitzgerald : Fever
Lisa ono : You're the sunshine of my life
The killers : Somebody told me
