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Horoscopes ? Up yours !
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I've always been skeptical about horoscopes even though i'll scan through horoscope columns in magazines when i see them.

I mean , how accurate can it be when the predictions are so vague that it just about translates into anything , depending on how you see things ?

Its all bull lah !!

For example :

The traits of a Scorpio ( yes , thats me ) are -

Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic

Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate

Its supposed to be a well known fact that Scorpios are damn good in bed ( read : horny ) but i beg to differ.

Anyway .

I've never considered myself a determined individual , and even though i might come across as a perfectionist when it comes to projects or assignments , my attention to details and perfection only fleeting.

Short attention span i call it. Yeah.

Forceful ? I don't go around outraging the modesty of poor little boys with a knife against their throats ( although i know of some people with such fantasies. Kelvin , you're sick. )

Neither do i yell at people , forcing them to follow my commands.

Emotional ? Ah . That's such a cliched term.

Done to death .

All too often i've always heard guys accusing their female counterparts of being "too emotional" during arguments , even when there is absolutely no apparent display of emotions from the lady.

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Bobby : Why ?

Sharon : I just don't feel like it.

Bobby : Look , you're being too emotional !
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You get the idea.


Powerful and Passionate.

Sounds almost dominatrix-like !

So much that my mind immediately conjured up images of a wild-haired woman dressed in a leather leotard with a whip coiled around her neck , complete with a snarl on her face.

If you know me personally , the last person that you would associate "Dominatrix" with would be me.

I look meek , submissive and fragile.

And no , i would prefer white satin and lace over leather and metal handcuffs anytime , thank you.

As for compulsive , yes , i might be able to identify with that cuz' i have a thing for cleanliness and tidiness to the point that it drives the people around me absolutely crazy.

Of course i don't sanitise every damn surface before i touch them with Dettol , lah !

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What happens if Baz Luhrmann takes over as director of James Bond ?
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Found this while reading 8 days and i found it damn funny !

Bond is re-interpreted as a opera star who falls for a beautiful courtesan. Ever so often Bond ( Ewan Mcgregor in tights. Can you see it ? ) launches into an elaborate song-and-dance number before every major action sequence. "I'm bond and you're wrong / And now i'm gonna burst your arse !" And the back-up singers go "Burst your arse ! Burst your arse !"

hahahahha !!! HILARIOUS !

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I don't know how my legs turned out looking so stumpy in this shot but please do not scrutinise them. Instead , please go Ooh and Ahh over my freshly predicured feet.



I love red on my toenails . Those with a fetish for feet must be having a field day !