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Irrelevant post of the day
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FHM's gotta have some of the best jokes around , man !

Was flippin through it last week while i was having my hair done and while ogling and feeling very inadequate , i laughed my ass off at their bar room jokes .

Damn good i tell you.

I actually saved one of it in my phone , and here goes

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Stevie Wonder is playing at a gig in Tokyo.

As he finishes , a young man at the front screams

"You , Stevie Wonder ! Play a jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord !"

Stevie Wonder invites the man on stage , plays an F minor on the keyboard and goes off on a jazz rift.

When he finishes , the man doesn't look happy.

"No , Stevie Wonder ! You play a jazz chord !"

Happy to play along , Stevie goes for an A . Three minutes of amazing improvisation follow but the man is still not satisfied.

"No , Stevie Wonder ! A jazz chord ! A jazz chord !"

A silence follows and Stevie picks up the mic.

"Alright man. I've played two chords. What else do you want ?!"

The man replies

"Best song , Stevie Wonder!"

"Okay" Stevie hands the mic over to the man.

"How does the song go ?"

The yong man clears his throat and pipes up

"A jazz chord , to say , i love you.."

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