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Laugh.
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Stumbled across this while surfing keithf's ( http://www.keithf.blogdrive.com ) blog and damn i laughed till the two crescents of my ass shook uncontrollably .

And yeah , have i ever mentioned that i'm a jaded cynic who never finds anything amusing unless in the company of others ( which means someone needs to masturbate my funny bone before i actually can really laugh. ) which means that if i ever laughed at anything while alone before , it must be really some good shit.
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Dear Red Bull

Upon seeing your comical television advertisments, I felt I should try some of this drink you know as red bull. However, unlike the television advertisments I haven't grown a set of wings, why is this?

Yaps

The reply ....

Dear Yaps

Thank you for your recent e-mail.

It is true that Red Bull does give you 'wiings' (as opposed to wings) but not in an obvious conventional manner but by vitalising your body and mind, as seen from our humorous self-ironic cartoons.

I dare say that in the history of evolution there has never been a case of a human being been naturally blessed with real wings in the sense that you mean and Red Bull would not try to fool the general population at large into thinking that it was possible to drink our product and change their genetic make up to grow extra parts of the body!

I assure you that the style of the advertisements and message that they give have been passed by the Advertising Standards Authority and are deemed suitable for broadcasting to the viewing public. I am sorry that you felt the message conveyed in our commercials misled you in anyway into believing that Red Bull would persuade your body to sprout bird-like feathery appendages. Please accept out sincerest apologies if any confusion has been suffered.

Yours sincerely
Brand & Product Department
Red Bull Marketing

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Apparently this guy actually went to write the letter to Red Bull , and i'm astonished that Red Bull actually even bothered to reply this lunatic . Geez.

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Listening to : Buddhar Bar - Chill out paris

By the way .. I think my taste in music is getting more eclectic and not to mention , wallet-lightening .

Ambient , lounge and jazz-related genres are an opulent indulgence .

I've always been none the wiser about lounge music , until Kian sent me Pink Martini's Symphatique .

Really good shat , im tellin ya.

And now i'm hooked.

Judging by the prices on the import albums , i think i'll stick to being a permanent fixture at That CD Shop and HMV , headphones included .

Call me Fiona the Al Cheapo.

Only to go home and start downloading away. Heh heh heh .