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Went shopping today.
Wouldnt miss islandwide post-christmas SALES for anything else !
Almost died laughing from glee when i almost couldnt button up the last button on a Size 24 pair of Levis .
Which means i have put on weight , thank god !
Managed to button up the fly after a few failed attempts.
Bought the pair in size 24 anyway , despite the very tight-fit.
I raced down town like a tropical hurricane through rainforest ( gross , cheesy simile ) with the girls .
The damage incurred to my bank account ?
Colossal. Mammoth . Subterranean

Heh heh heh. The person i love most in the world ( title equally shared by my Grandpa ) , my GRANDMOTHER ! Note the scowl on her face because she totally dislikes taking photos .

She finally manages to force a smile for the lens , and it looks kick-butt natural ! She looks kind of smug to me , though. Ha !

Damn , i look almost androgynous !

Proof that chivalry is dead. Where are the men when i need them most ? I know i look pretty ridiculous with the two victory signs. And yes , my mouth looks rather warped in this shot and that explains the green opaque circle.

Yet another twisted-mouth shot. But i lurrrrrveeeeeeeeeeee this dress ! Its so Shanghai-Tang and i don't think i'll look like a misfit in a Wong Kar Wai film , complete with a come-hither pose with a generous exposure of legs thanks to the up-to-there slit , matt red lips , a smokey mysterious nonchalent gaze and killer stiletto pumps .
And of course , the compulsory long thin-stemmed cigarette in one hand.
i know that some would actually feel that it bears an uncanny resemblance to a oriental restuarant waitress eager to serve ( even the hands-behind-back position ! SENANG DIRI! ) . And damn right , too !
i didn't buy this dress in the end , in case you were wondering.

My tongue tends to stick out whenever i ham it up for the camera. Don't ask why. Natural reflexes ?

This guy certainly knows how to make himself feel at home .. On the bus !
I hope the door suddenly opens and jams his feet , breaking every single bone in it.
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