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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Random freeze frames
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Went shopping today.

Wouldnt miss islandwide post-christmas SALES for anything else !

Almost died laughing from glee when i almost couldnt button up the last button on a Size 24 pair of Levis .

Which means i have put on weight , thank god !

Managed to button up the fly after a few failed attempts.

Bought the pair in size 24 anyway , despite the very tight-fit.

I raced down town like a tropical hurricane through rainforest ( gross , cheesy simile ) with the girls .

The damage incurred to my bank account ?

Colossal. Mammoth . Subterranean



Heh heh heh. The person i love most in the world ( title equally shared by my Grandpa ) , my GRANDMOTHER ! Note the scowl on her face because she totally dislikes taking photos .



She finally manages to force a smile for the lens , and it looks kick-butt natural ! She looks kind of smug to me , though. Ha !



Damn , i look almost androgynous !



Proof that chivalry is dead. Where are the men when i need them most ? I know i look pretty ridiculous with the two victory signs. And yes , my mouth looks rather warped in this shot and that explains the green opaque circle.



Yet another twisted-mouth shot. But i lurrrrrveeeeeeeeeeee this dress ! Its so Shanghai-Tang and i don't think i'll look like a misfit in a Wong Kar Wai film , complete with a come-hither pose with a generous exposure of legs thanks to the up-to-there slit , matt red lips , a smokey mysterious nonchalent gaze and killer stiletto pumps .

And of course , the compulsory long thin-stemmed cigarette in one hand.

i know that some would actually feel that it bears an uncanny resemblance to a oriental restuarant waitress eager to serve ( even the hands-behind-back position ! SENANG DIRI! ) . And damn right , too !

i didn't buy this dress in the end , in case you were wondering.



My tongue tends to stick out whenever i ham it up for the camera. Don't ask why. Natural reflexes ?



This guy certainly knows how to make himself feel at home .. On the bus !
I hope the door suddenly opens and jams his feet , breaking every single bone in it.

**Note : For clearer and bigger photos , please click here ! http://fionapix.blogspot.com

 

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