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Ten things i did that makes no sense
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Sometimes , boredom really does make one act drastically.
Which is why i've always emphasised that should i be reduced to a complete state of paralysis , i would definitely opt for death.
Hence my stand on euthanasia , it being mudane and that it should be made completely legal.
Being me , the restless and gregarious person who finds even spending one whole day at home a mental torture , the mere grim prospects of being confined to a bed 24/7 but yet still have the mental capacity of a sane person drives me absolutely nuts.
I've never been a emotional person , but whenever i happen to walk down the aisles of the chronic sick ward in the old folks home i volunteer at , my eyes get all watery and i get all choked up.
The sight of those old folks with their buldging eyes staring into nothingness being fed and medicated intravenously , the only movement they'll ever get in a few days is the shuffling of their bodies by the nurses to prevent bedsores , them being too weak to be ferried by us around the compound in wheelchairs for that precious breath of fresh air.
What goes on in their minds ? Even in the most terminal stage of alzheimer's it has been proven that the conscious mind is capable of being aware of the surroundings , much less those not suffering from any form of mental ailments.
I've always thought that the most extreme form of punishment that God can ever inflict is not that of physical pain , but the sick method of confining us to a dark windowless cell , being kept alive without food nor air , and facing isolation for eternity.
CAN YOU IMAGINE ?!?!
You can do NOTHING inside , you think the same thoughts EVERYDAY for ETERNITY.
Death would certainly be most welcome but hell no , God has the power to sustain you remember ?
Let me remind you of how long is eternity.
Imagine all the matter in the universe being reduced to piles and piles of sand.
What you would get would be a colossal pile of sand.
Every one million years , a phoenix would take a single grain of sand from the sandpile and drop it somewhere.
When all the sand has been used up and it forms a gigantic large-than-life sized mountain of sand , the phoenix decides that the site of the mountain is not to its liking and it starts the process all over again .
Well , eternity is much longer than that.
Okay , i've seriously digressed.
My original topic was to tell you the stupid things that i've done ever since i woke up because i am being held captive at home to mug for my paper tomorrow.
1) Opening and closing the fridge for the N th time . I don't why but its one of my favourite habits to do when i'm bored at home despite the fact that i know there is absolutely nothing in the fridge for me to raid.
2) Yawning really loudly in an exaggerated mouth-splitting manner and then run briskly on the spot for five seconds before yawning again . Don't ask .
3) Lying on my dad's bed and engaging in a pseudo- conversation with my imaginary husband.
Me : Are you coming back for dinner tonight dear ?
Me : I don't know honey , i'll call ya later .. Can you please pass me my towel ?
Me : The towel's wrapped around your ass , dear.
4) Concocting some really weird tasting liquid with coffee powder , chocolate milk , strawberry ice cream , sugar and cream cheese.
5) Spreading chilli paste on a small piece of bread and trying to entice my dumb hamsters to take a bite. The bait worked and my poor little critters were seen pawing at their mouths for the next few minutes.
6) Washing my hands with oatmeal because its reputated to have softening effects. I doubt so.
7 ) Shave my legs even though they're hairless. And i got nicked near my kneepad.
8 ) Trying to extract orange oil from fresh orange peel by boiling the peels and evaporating the liquid. Didnt work.
9 ) Applying rosin to my violin bow until it looks like i have dusted it with talcum powder and ending up snapping a few horsehairs. attempts to play my grade 4 practical piece from memory failed because the bow has been too rosin-ed . heh.
10 ) trying not to believe that i've done all of the inane shit above within the short span of 2 hours .
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Did i mention that my computer has been suddenly flooded with spy and adware ??
It pisses me to no end to see popups trying put a dent on my morals by enticing me with "free videos of hot co-ed hostel action !" or "big black naturals" or the mind-boggling " cream pie series" .
WTF is a cream pie in XXX terms ?!
its tempting to click and find out , but i think i'd prefer to sink my teeth into a real creampie without my mind conjuring up some explicit images.
time to hit the books. ciao
