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Thursday, January 27, 2005

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THE GREAT HAMSTER ESCAPE
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Went to Zouk in the end after all yesterday night -_-

Phuture was so PACKED and i was reduced to bouncing on my toes with my hands ramrod-straight parallel to my body because there was simply no room. Geez.

I miss China Black. Balls to all those negative hype about it , be it the high percentage of Bengs and Lians in the crowd , or the questionable selection of music.

At least i could breath in there.

Not to mention the free flow of housepours. Uwehehehe !

One of the more memorable moments yesterday was when all of us were just standing in front of Zouk , looking at the sea of sweaty bodies gyrating to the same actions .

Retro music activates the herd mentality.

Anyway .

I couldn't help but start daydreaming when they started spinning Dying inside to hold you by Timmy Thomas.

I guess i was looking quite like a spastic wallflower , leaning against the pillar swaying slightly to the song with a wistful expression. Haha.

Okay back to the topic.

Heaven played a cruel trick on me when i reached home at 3.30am yesterday , only to find myself locked out because my dad was super pissed with me for staying out late.

I felt so impatient , sticky , cold and resentful that tears welled up in my eyes after sitting on my doorstep for about ten minutes so i decided to sleep. Yeah , on my doorstep.

It was so bloody uncomfortable that of course i didn't manage to catch a single wink , instead i changed my awkward position trying to find a more comfortable one every 5 minutes for two whole hours when i decided that i've had enough .

I tried to open the windows of my room but to no avail so i thought maybe my dad has relented and perhaps he had already unlocked the door while i was unaware so i decided to try opening the door once again.

This time... the DOOR OPENED.

Then i realised all these while the door wasn't locked and that it appeared locked because i didn't turn the key in the keyhole completely.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

As i stepped into the shadows of my living room , i thought i saw something scurrying past my sofa.

What in the world........?

I turned on the lights and there was Hammie in front of me lookin like a deer caught in a car's headlights.

How the hell did Hammie escape from her cage ?

I went on fours and chased her around for a good 15 minutes before i managed to catch Hammie the Houdini Hamster.

Life is indeed good when you're chasing an escaped hamster around the house at 5am.

By the way i slept without bathing ( everyone now.... EEEEEEEW ) because my dear dad locked up his room and the bathroom's in his room.

I must stop skipping class on thursday mornings.

I MUST.






 

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