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hissssssssss. the world's greatest french kisser
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Forget about kissing someone with mundane tongue.
Why not opt for someone with a forked tongue ?
Guaranteed to tickle your oral orifices like no tongue will .
Just watch out for the venom , will you ?
The first step towards tongue forking. Hell yeah.
Somehow i suspect this guy is Ronaldo. Heh heh.
The final product. Eeew. This guy has tobacco stains on his teeth.
Look ma , no hands ! A forked tongue definitely comes in handy ( no pun intended ) should you one day become limbless . This guy most certainly deserves a overdue visit to the dentish. Yucks , decaying molars. I bet his breath stinks like a fish preserved in sulphur.
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So whats next in the bizarre world of body art ?
The removal of the wall of cartilage/skin seperating the two nostrils to form a big single nostril ?
How about... fusing all 5 toes together to form webbed feet ?
Remember that you heard it here FIRST. lol.
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Listening to : Telepopmusik - Breath
