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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

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the i-have-so-much-to-rant-about-that-i-have-no-idea-what-the-topic-should-be post
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Yep.

First things first ( always thought this was a rather redundant phrase but anyway. ) .

I actually dreamt about having a fling with my good friend's *gasp* boyfriend !

This was rather shocking , because of two rather disturbing facts

1) I don't know how he looks like

2 ) He's old enough to be my father .

Okay , not that old , but at a grand 29 years old age he's a decade older .

Our rendezvous started with us making out in a cargo lift in the airport ( how very unromantic ) and yes , since i don't have an idea of how he looks like except for the fact that he's Greek , he was just a faceless shadow throughout my atrocius dream.

Just writing about it gives me the shivers . I swear that i have never had any designs on him ! Which is why i'm rather bewildered about the dream.

Anyway.

There's a few films that i'm dying to catch.

1) A very long engagement starring Audrey Tatou who starred in Amelie ( one of my fav films , whimsical and feel-good movie ) .

2) Alfie , starring Jude Law . Did i mention he looks like Darren Hayes from the now defunt Savage Garden ??

Come to think of it , he looks like Richard Marx too !




This is Jude Law



This is Darren Hayes



No , this is not Darren's Haye's father . This is Richard Marx , for cryin' out loud !

Heh heh heh.

They all look like the objects of my desire , because if you haven't known by now , i have this thing for men with overnight stubble .

Yeah , i know i'm weird cus' most girls i know find it an absolute turn-off .

But then again i've known to have rather ecletic ( erratic to be precise ) tastes .

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May i present to you ..... My bachelor's pad fridge !

Why bachelor pad ?

Well , simply because it has more convenience food than ingredients for a hearty home-cooked meal .

I hardly ever see my parents , so i guess i'm more on my own .

You definitely need more microwavable stuff when you're facing the elements yourself !

Anyway i took this picture because my fridge has never been more well-stocked , and i'm dang happy about it because it means i can be satiated for at least two more days without resorting to MSG-laden instant noodles which makes my eyes itch in copious amounts ( and i do mean copious because the average person eats like one packet a week but i have been known to eat it consecutively for a week. wow . )

circled in yellow : candies for the sweet-toothed infantile me .

black : a sandwich chockful of the good stuff made by me yesterday at my cafe . Bacon strips , ham , cheese , chipolata sausages , cheese slices and mayonaise ! My poor clogged arteries . Best of all , its free ! :P

blue : dairy products for calcium . fresh milk and in the container are chunks of Edam cheese . Great with crackers ! ( ha i sound like a walking advertisement )

pink : BEEF LASAGNA ! damn , i love pasta. i love beef . i love pasta sauce . i love cheese. add 'em together and you get LASAGNA .

cyan : Tio Glutton cheesecake !! Not your average rich creamy cheesecake ( which i like alot too ) , but its kind of a airy melt-in-your-mouth texture . Very japanese-y . Very orgasmic . Had 3 for post-breakfast just now.


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Did i mention that i love my workplace ??

Do come and visit me on friday ! I'n working the 3-11pm shift :D

The place is Cafe Ritazza , at Changi Airport Terminal 1 . Its just next to the Skytrain station so you definitely can't miss it .

No discounts though ! Heh .

I can't believe i actually i managed to work there for almost a year already . To think that most of the part time working stints of mine only lasted for a month at most .




 

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