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random freeze-frames of the day
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Took loads of photos today on my phone but due to budget constraints i am unable to send it ALL to my email. Very expensive leh !
Okay i shall start with a pic of me ( what else ?! ) in Topshop with a visually unappealing pose with the cow-boy hat.
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And then a damn funny thing happened to me on the bus today . Just look at this
The person lying so comfortably on my shoulders is NOT my friend.
That explains the constipated expression on my face from trying to control myself from laughing out loud.
Actually , i was already kind of disturbed by this person who is in a JC uniform ( Which JC ? I don't know , but the colour is horrendous . Its a light greenish-cyan ) because the moment i sat down beside her i noticed that she was singing quite audibly to herself.
Which is not a very unusual occurence IF only we were in New York , where everyone is spontaneous and nobody blinks an eye even if you decide to start skipping in the middle of a busy boulevard.
But bear in mind this is UNLIBERATED and UPTIGHT Singapore , and it didn't help very much that this girl has quite a psycho-crazed look.
And she even wiped her mouth and nose with her sleeve , for fuck's sake use a tissue lah !
She's living proof that education does ruin a person. Heh heh heh.
See lah , study harder some more. Study until no basic etiquette/personal hygiene and the pent-up stress induces singing in public tranportation.
Can you imagine all the piled-up muck on her sleeves. Blah.
Anyway.
She stopped singing all of a sudden and fell into a deep slumber .
How deep ?
Deep enough to let the swaying of the bus to control her bodily movements .
Yep , she was swaying to and fro as the bus swerved left and right.
Then , she found my shoulder and decided it was the most comfortable and she stayed there.
It was an agonising 10 minutes sitting very upright so that she could sleep in peace.
I'm a nice person, okay ??!
Then , apparently imaginary lead weights were hung on her nose because her head slid down south and rested on my boobs.
Yay.
Thankfully a sudden brake of the bus jostled her awake but she was none the wiser about everything and drifted back to sleep with her head against the window.
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Okay , next pic.
Saw this at Ero lingerie at GWS just now while shopping with my bestie , Yan .
Sidetrack : i had a field day at Zara just now , yay !
This has got to be one of the most hideous and unsexy bra i have ever seen in my entire life.
If i was somebody's husband and my wife wore this one night and starts rubbing my thigh , i'll go limp and demand a divorce immediately.
That , or head down to the nearest lingerie store and buy a plain and sweet cotton number for her.
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I couldn't help but poke fun at this very ridiculous tag on every bra at Ero.
Of course , i need assurance that the fabric is free from radioactive particles that would make my boobs square-shaped , sprout a third nipple or produce wasabi-flavoured milk.
Or self-combusting substances in order to make sure that my chest doesnt go up in flames in the midst of a romantic candlelight dinner.
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You are forgiven if you though that this lady here is hiding a giant-sized chunk of Tolberone chocolate in her chest or a minature missile.
It is *ta-dahhh~!* her bare boob.
Is it even possible that boobs can actually look triangular ?
You may argue that it is perky for all i care.
It looks triangular to me.
Massive boobs are always saggy lor , either this poster from Ero is cleverly photoshopped by a very perverse designer or there is something to hold up those knockers.
If not , this poster alone defies all laws of physics and biology. Heh heh.
The bra looks revolting too. Like wearing thorns leh.
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ZZZZZZZZz. The week just flew by and i barely had time to breath. I had a really weird dream yesterday night but more about that later. I need my beauty sleep. Good night =)
Oh , one last thing before i sign out.
BALLS TO VALENTINE'S DAY !!!!!
yeah i know i sound bitter but the truth is , i am .
i'm sick of having friends bump into me on the streets with the question"so how are you spending Valentine's day ?"
when they know damn well i am damn single and resentful about it.
not resentful because i am still unattached , but because their thinly-veiled attempts at sarcasm gets on my nerves.
the next attached person who asks me the dreaded question will get a 10 foot pole shoved up theirs without hesitation. =P
digression :
i really want to watch the Aviator , Alfie , Nobody knows and Finding Neverland = (
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Listening to : Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
