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Thursday, February 24, 2005

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CATASTROPHE !
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the signs were all there.

i SHOULD have heeded them.

i didn't.

when my CPU started making those ominous whirring noises i've come to associate with an impending auto shut-down , i actually shrugged it off ?!!!!!

oh yeah , shut down it did.

i promptly LOST ALL MY SCRIPTS I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE WHOLE AFTERNOON in that ONE SECOND .

hurrah.

shit's really on the ceiling fan now.

something's wrong with my digicam , the focus is screwed and i'm unable to configurate anything .

btw , north korea is so bloody guai lan , don't you think.

if i really have plans for a new world order and i have just the right tools to do so , i would just bloody shut up and shock the world with my impressive stash that'll guarantee a world class display of pryotechnics and genetic mutations from all that fallout that'll leave every single living human being other than from my country with three nipples , fused fingers etc.

yeah , guaranteed submission.

fuck you , george bush . you're no better off than Kim Dae-Jung.

i can NEVER envision myself living in such a marxist state where even my hair has to be short enough to appease the officials. wtf .

if i disappear all of a sudden. the north koreans have got me.

i will eat kim chee and die a kim chee.

okay this post is irrelevant and i have NO IDEA why i am typing this when i have shitloads of assignments to complete .

Repeat after me

Procrastination.

Pro-crastination.

Pro-cra-as-tin-ation

you know you're not in the right state of mind when you're alone at home , dancing to the scissor sisters with saturday-night-feveristic dance moves ( with the bent knee and the victory signs and all ) and yelling like a banshee at your distressed hamsters.

cus you're FILTHY ! OOOOOOOOOh and i'm GORGEOUS !

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listening to : the scissor sisters ( WHAT ELSE ?! ) - filthy/gorgeous

and if you're wondering why the font is in italic , i'm just too half-assed lazy to change it back.

by the way i'm so in love with death cab for cutie and the names of their songs.

because its so random.

Styrofoam plates , anyone ?

 

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