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love is in the air !
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Unfortunately i'm at the wrong end of it.
No , not receiving love whatsoever.
But i've been subjected to too many public displays of affections recently and i feel compelled to address the issue.
Shelly baby , i know you and Nashy are terribly in love .
But it feels kinda awkward to have your friends making out with the clothes on behind you.
On the bed some more , aiyo !
Liberated as i am , i can't help but feel my cheeks burn whenever i catch sight of you guys locked in an embrace , in a position that makes me think of one word.
"Missionary"
Of course , i'm okay with you guys being touchy and all but it makes me really uncomfortable and "outcasted" when its just the three of us and the two of you are frolicking happily on the bed.
Heh.
I'm not trying to preach / "act" innocent here !!
Its just that .. Ah .. how do i put it across..
Hmmm.
Okay , lets just say that if GGYY was around , you guys can even make out in the nude in front of me and i won't even flinch because i have GGYY for company , having another person's presence diverts my embarrassement and the nagging feeling of playing gooseberry =D
Some of you who know me personally might refute me by saying that since i'm unable to comphrehend the surge of emotions ( ack ! sounds so mushy ) that makes you want to hold your partner close because i've never been in a relationship before.
Well , technically speaking i may not be , but i've dated guys seriously before. It just stopped short of a status , thats all.
SO THERE !
I'll be damned. Why am i even standing up for myself when noone's even asking. LOL.
Julynn , don't think you can escape my wrath this time !
I will NEVER forget the day i was chasing Snowy around your apartment , only to find you and your lil' suga munchie pie ( wtf ?! ) entwined together like vines and his hand under your skirt.
*shudders*
Whats worse , i had to pretend to be totally oblivious to what was going on and continue letting Snowy give me a bath with his tongue and humping my leg every few minutes when all i wanted to do was to shriek/scream/yelp , pry the two of you apart and haul you to the nearest church for a confessional.
:P
Its one thing to see strangers fondling and straddling each other but your BEST FRIEND !???????
The feeling is just so wrong la !
For a few weeks after that the image was etched in my mind and everytime i looked at you i would see your lil suga munchie pie's hand under your skirt.
I'm not a perv lah !! Its a natural reaction i guess.
Yes , disgusted is too strong a word but that was exactly how i felt.
I can't help but feel that you're being exploited even though i know you're a willing victim. LOL.
The point of this entry is , please , i beseech you , my friends.
I may not look like it , but i get embarrassed easily .
Crude language , x-rated topics and even porn don't faze me.
You can tell me all you want about your latest fling or how your other half almost broke your back in bed last night. I'm all ears.
But no live telecasts please !!
I know all about the birds and the bees.
Really , i do.
I may not have seen it before , but i believe that the day will come :D
If you really have to / unable to control your urges / feel that your partner is so lovable that you just wanna smother her under you , make sure that i have company or give me time to scurry away. Heh.
No offence ya , Shelly and Ju .
You know i love you girls :D
KEYWORD : DISCRETION !
Goodness gracious , young people nowadays. *shakes head*
LOL ! I was kidding.
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NewUrbanMale
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By now i guess every normal , non-geeky teenager/youth/young adult ( blah whatever what is it with terms nowadays can't we all just stick to one !? ) will know that NewUrbanMale is a predominantly gay shop.
And it pisses me off.
I've always wanted to blog this but it always slipped my mind so even though i'm dead tired now i'm gonna do so .
About a one and a half month ago i was shopping with HH and we bounced happily into the shop.
Now , HH isn't gay but lets face it.
YOU'RE GAY MATERIAL.
HH is quite big built ( bloody gym rat ) , has an angular jaw and is very tanned.
He is what ( gay ) wet dreams are made of.
Anyway.
This tee caught my eye and i couldnt find it in my size so i took it off the rack and went to find a SA ( Sales Assistant ) .
I must admit that the SAs from NUM are quite delicious looking. Too bad about their rumoured sexual inclination.
Anyway.
I may be petite but i am bloody sure that i am not nano-sized.
I dangled the tee in front of the SA who was sitting prettily behind the cashier machine.
I tapped the machine lightly.
I dangled the tee again.
He looked at me with a peeved look and grabbed my tee
"$24.50 . Nets or cash ?"
Blooooooooody hell !
I forced a wry smile .
"No , i just want to know if you have this in small"
He barely glanced at the tee.
"No , Don't have. Only other colours."
Wow. Is he psychic or what.
I decided not to buy it anyway and joined HH over at the men's section.
He decided on one and he brought it over to the counter. The SA immediately stood up started folding it with utmost care , when he pointed out a minor flaw near the hem and disappeared somewhere , only to emerge with a brand new piece.
He was all smiles and his new-found cheery disposition was a 360 change from his previous sullen self.
KAN NI NAH!
I know i not very chio la , i know even if i chio you won't even give me a second glance.
BUT LIM PEI ALSO CUSTOMER LEH.
At least also can entertain me by pretending to go and check up on the stock with regards to my tee right ?!
All my 19 years , i've never felt ashamed of belonging to the fairer sex , nor felt so downright unattractive.
But i'm feeling ostracised because of one stupid SA ?!
From the moment HH stood in front of him , his eyes never left HH.
Like some sort of leery men-hungry humsup wolf , he raped HH with his eyes.
And he was wearing one of those tight-sleeved , V-collared things. ( Him , not HH )
Like i've said earlier , i'm pro-gay.
But one must learn to draw the line , after all you're being paid to be here.
To smile and offer help whenever possible to your customers , regardless of gender.
You're not being paid to pick up guys for partners to attend the Mardi Gras or what-have-you and end up getting accused of being an AIDS spreader by some hare-brained minister.
Customer service is what i take pride in since i'm working part time in the service industry.
Urghh thinking about it makes me want to storm into NUM , wallop them with gay-porn VCDs and stuff two dildos into their nostrils.
The end of the month is drawing near , which means it is time for my monthly shopping spree ! I shall step into NUM once more .
They'd better redeem themselves .
NUM = Nasty Unfriendly Men
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Listening to : Seal - Kiss from a rose
