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Thursday, March 10, 2005

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office politics
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This is going to be a really short post since my actual reason for waking up at this bloody time ( its 5.20 am ) is to satisfy a sudden attack of the munchies .

By the way , i just wolfed down a Mars bar if you're curious to know how i dealed with it.

Okay.

My brain isn't functioning at its best at this hour so pardon all the mistakes , grammatical and all.

I'm really really really angry.

One of my supervisors , Fifi , got terminated by the company earlier on today .

And he's obviously the supervisor all the staff love so much , and the one we're most pally with.

Why did he get the sack ?

Because of another fucked up supervisor who went to tell tall tales to the upper management about Fifi.

Obviously , there's only one reason behind this shameless backstabbing .

POWER.

He craves it so badly.

He isn't a popular guy at the Cafe , and everyone loathes working with him.

In our vibrant workplace where everyone is young , happy and vivacious , he's the only old guy still stuck somewhere in the era of bell-bottoms but yet he tries so hard to be hip , judging from his "funky" plastic-rimmed glasses and chunky accessories that only makes him look like a wannabe.

And he's a total perv.

He terrorises all the girls .

"Wah ... Don't sit like that leh , i will horny one !!"

"Wow *Wolf whistle* So sexy sia someone .. Going to geylang later to work huh ?"

And i've heard that he touched the butts of my collegues before.

I asked him about the going rate of prostitutes now due to my scriptworking assignment last week, and he goes into a full-blown commentary with details like

"This road full of China ones .. this one , malaysian .. that one , Thai.."

Come on.

DOn't give me that shit that you have "wide contacts" , hence the info overload.

I'll be more impressed if you'd just admit that you are a regular at the red-light district. I won't ostracise you.

Jason , our hatred is beyond description.

You know everyone hates you , so stop pretending to be so friendly and stuff because it makes me ill to see you sucking up to the top management.

My heart goes out to you , because at the grand old age of 36 ( i think ) , you're still stuck in this pathetic cafe , lusting after a higher position and girls which you will NEVER GET because you look like shit.

Well , go have fun in the Cafe that you have managed to destroy.

Alone.

We're all quitting.

FUCK YOU , JASON !

Almost ONE YEAR of bonding , gone just like that .

THANK YOU.

And now , back to bed . Will rant more after school. Or rather , when i reach home. I have so much pent-up anger in me.

p/s : the time we still have before we officially quit , we're gonna make life super hard for him. any suggestions ? do drop by at my cafe and look out for this super short balding bugger in a black uniform. give him the finger if possible.

 

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