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Saturday, March 26, 2005

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she who belongs to Ubin
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Hellllll yeah.

Spent a night @ Pulau Ubin with XC a.k.a Water Chips a.k.a Small rope and his fellow camp instructors and boy it felt really great to be be breathing in Ubin's air again after almost 6 months !

Orgasmic i tell you.

To start things off , we got a ride in one of the NPCC land rovers to the campsite . Quite a new experience for me because usually when i'm Ubin the only mode of transport is pedal power ! Somehow the ride reminded me of the memorable trekking trip i had in Pahang two years back.

Anyway.

Spent a couple of hours at the NPCC campsite's jetty just talking cock and stuffing ourselves with titbits . Since they were all climbing enthusiasts i got a wee bit out of touch with their conversations but still i felt immensely content for reasons still unknown , just by lying on the jetty , shivering in the cool night air and day-dreaming.

Did i mention we tried our hand at fishing and though our catch of a nano-sized cat fish was pathetic , it was still a cause for celebration.

Well done guys.

And then the night really started.

2 girls .. 3 guys.

Think ragged breathing , bodies veiled in sweat .. Skin on skin .

We had barely started out on our "night walk" when the guys started scaring the shit out of us so we grabbed our nearest companion , dragged them into the bushes and raped them.

LOL.

Riiiiiiight.

The journey wasn't an arduous task and what could have been a serene walk through trails so brightly illuminated by the full moon was marred by the guys' attempts to scare us .

" Don't pull Xin Chee's hand so hard ah , wait you realise u're only holding on to his hand . And ONLY his hand"

" Shhh .. Can you all hear that ? Someone is singing the old national anthem .."

" Serene , do you realise that you look like a japanese soldier with that cap on ? Sekali those beings think you're one of them and make you march with them .. "

" Funny , we seem to be walking around the same place .. Haven't we been here before ?"

Slight rustles from the bushes would send Serene and I into a screaming frenzy , only find the culprits reponsible were logical .

Wind and wild boars.

I felt guilty for chanting a few buddhist sutras taught by my grandma because it dawned onto me that i only turned to my religion whenever the situation calls for it which is really wrong.

I don't know why i label myself as a free-thinker when in actual fact i consider myself buddhist though i have an elevated interest in christianity .

Ok i digress.

It was a relief to walk through the gates of the NPCC campsite once again , tired , sweaty and totally parched throats.

Everyone fell right asleep but i didn't because i felt amazingly restless so basically i just sat there fiddling with my phone , observing nature , the night sky and thought some thoughts with the company of a ciggy.

I couldn't help but gawk dumbfoundedly as i looked at Chee scratch himself despite being completely unconscious.

The mosquito bites must have been really itchy.

That , or that he has the attributes of a monkey.

Left Ubin reluctantly but at the same time i longed to shower because wah lao , even though my sweat has evaporated i felt really sticky and whats worse , i busted my hair clip so my hair tumbled down like a mass of hairball freshly regurgitated from a cat's mouth.

Before i end this boring post , i would like to stress that racial cohesion is a very important in our multi-racial society.

In a word , tolerence.

BUT ONE CAN ONLY TOLERATE THIS MUCH ! *gestures with two hands a metre apart*

Its certainly unbearable to put up with terribly lousy vocals and sound systems at 9 fucking a.m when you haven't slept the night before.

Yes , you are right. A malay couple celebrated their love by tying the knot today at my void deck.

And it lasted all the way until 8pm ( which is like now )

I woke up sporadically , my mouth mouthing profanities the whole time, no thanks to the commotion .

My apartment is at the 7th storey but i could already feel the effects full force so i sympathised with those residing in the lower levels. Heh heh heh.

Chinese funerals and malay weddings . Such big events but always the source of ire to those not involved.

Yawn. I have to wake up at like 4am later for the annual "Qin Min Jie" so i'll be popping a sleeping pill to force myself to sleep early which effectively means that i would have slept my saturday away. Literally.

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listening to : unknown artiste : gloomy sunday

I don't usually listen to chinese music but i'm so totally in love with Lun Jun Jie's slow songs now .. Goodness. Jay Chou has a match ! ( Calm one are you listening ? )

UPDATE : 9.50 pm and a sleeping pill later ..

I'm still listening to Lin Jun Jie's songs , staring at the wall , dreaming about someone and preparing to sleep .. Kinda afraid of whats to come later because i've never been to a cemetary before !

And to all sleeping pills detractors , don't even start ! I only take it when i need to sleep early ( i'm a nocturnal person ) which is like once in a blue moon so :D

 

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