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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

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caught in the act
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Was smoking ( a stick of Marlboro lights courtesy of S ) while trying to come up with a credible plot for my scriptwriting project ( which is a really major one but its still sitting pretty under my ass ) when all of a sudden , MY DAD OPENED THE DOOR.

What the hell .. he wasn't supposed to be at home ! Damn !

He has mastered the skill of entering the house discreetly , which is NOT to my advantage.

Imagine him coming home only to see a stark naked guy staring at him , and his precious daughter..... well , you get the idea.

On his bed some more ! Hiak hiak hiak.

LOL ! ( This purely a figment of my imagination. I won't be so silly as to .. You know . )

I was so kan jiong , i contemplated between flicking out the cigg out of the window and holding it behind my back but the former would be too obvious and besides my cigg flicking skills isn't honed yet.

Imagine it hitting on a window grille and rebounding !

Disastrous.

In a split second , i decided to fuck both the decisions and dropped it on the floor .

All these while retaining eye contact with my dad who was giving me a short lecture about my sky-high handphone bills.

I rolled back and forth on my computer chair , and extinguished it with the wheels lest my dad decides to continue with his preaching and the smoke would definitely get to him.

I have never been so kan jiong for so such a long time man !

Can't imagine what would remain of me if my dad catches me red-handed puffing away.

I'll probably be chained to the kitchen stove for the rest of my life.

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on a more personal note..
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Sigh.

Have you ever had a bad day and wanted to talk to someone about it , but couldn't because everyone seem to be so busy ?

Or rather , the only person you want to have a nice long chat with is busy.

I feel so ignored.

Yea , maybe i guess my hamsters are my best friends after all , since they are there 24/7 and are unable to piss you off with snide comments or unhelpful advice.

I don't know if that particular someone would be reading this but i just want to say ..

I feel like one of your many trophies in your display cabinet.

Crap.

Was supposed to study with my classmates but as expected , it flopped and most of the time was spent chatting and we even cut short the session to go shopping , which was a flop as well because we were all just so tired.

I was so tired that the moment i reached home i fell asleep on the couch and didn't wake up until 11.30 which means i stood someone up .. I'm sorry !!!!

Btw i noticed that this post has many grammatical errors but i can't be bothered to rectify it.

:p

I am so suffering from acute writersblockticitis.

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listening to : frankie J - Don't wanna try

 

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