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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

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cockcroach rhapsody
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My dad went stark raving mad just now with a Baygon in his hand because our kitchen was suddenly invaded with cockcroaches.

Now this comes as a mystery to me because the house is very immaculate , with both the father and daughter cursed with an obsession with cleanliness and neatness.

My dad attributed the sudden exodus to the wet weather and i guess i'll have to agree because there is simply no other plausible explainations for the phenomenon.

At the last count , within an hour we had spotted 10 roaches !

Imagine that.

Now , 10 isn't alot if we were at our Tanah Merah place because of the garden and the backyard ( okay its not really a backyard. Its more like an open-air kitchen cum washing area ) but its ALOT when your kitchen is the size of a shoebox in a 3-room flat.

I can never understand why some men get all squeamish around roaches like my dad ( i even have to clear up the dead roaches after him by grabbin them with a tissue cus' my dad refuses to get close to it )


So gay can ??

They say chivalry is dead.

I'm sad to to say valiance is dead too !

I caught two fat ones inside a plastic container and my dad was pretty impressed with my nifty skills.


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Best friends.

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The lone ranger trying to escape from someone 100 times his size

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Some never learn.

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Presenting the pimple of the year ( notice that the surrounding area is reddish as well so you imagine the magnitude and the pain it was giving me )

That black thing in the shadow is a mole , FYI.

This was taken a few days ago and i'm glad to say i have since popped it and its drying well.

Did i mention i accidently scraped off the fresh scab with my nail just one night after i popped it ?

THE PAIN WAS EXCRUCIATING !

And yes it bled.

But i guess its not a bad thing after all because its healing beautifully . hehehe.

No big loss without some small gain eh ??

By the way i've switched to Mozilla but the popup ads are still pissing me off !

I GOT TO REMOVE THEM SOMEHOW. NABEI.

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listening to : Goldfinger - 99 red balloons

 

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