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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

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Hi , we're F4 !
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If you thought that F4 was a bad enough name for a band ( or a boyband , to be more precise ) , think again.

In a world where bands are dime a dozen , you would have to really stand out to make your mark , and although playing exceptionally good music is one sure way to be in the limelight , why not take the easier way out by naming your band with a bizarre name thats bound to catch attention ?

Just when i thought band names couldn't get any more weird when i saw the albums of Super Furry Animals at HMV , Tre had to send me a song from Modest Mouse.

LOL.

I decided to do a quick check on the WWW and discovered that those names are tame compared to these !!!

Accidental Goat Sodomy

A Cat Born in an Oven isn't a Cake

The Albino Toilet Boys

Anal Genocide

Ancient Chinese Penis ( LOL I LIKE THIS ONE )

The Archbishop's Enema Fetish

Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space

Bleeding Rectum

Clitoris That Thought It Was a Puppy

Daddy's Got the Biggest

The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln

Hitler Stole My Potato

HIV and the Positives

If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them ( All in good time i guess ! )

James, What Are We Gonna Call Our Band? ( strictly for the uncreative haha )

Menstrual Gravy ( wth ?! )

Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt

Orgy With Pigs

Painful Discharge

Psychic Buddist Gorillas

Soothing Sounds For Baby

They Tried To Frame OJ ( Haha a wise crack to OJ Simpson )

This is Serious , Mom

The Total Population of China ( LOL I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS ONE ! SO BLOODY IRRELEVANT ! )

Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms

Van Gogh's Ear ( LOL !! For the clueluess , Van Gogh's an artist who cut off his own ear )

The Yams from Outer Space

Ayatollah Mama Please

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Being the lame ass that i usually am , i decided to come up with a few myself -

The Lactacting Albino Hamsters

Lee Kuan Yew and His Motley Crew

Nathan Goes Jalan

The Mama-Shop boys

The Tampenis Rapist

Garfield and The Sterilised Neighbourhood Cats

Preservated Anal Poo ( also known as the PAP )

John Culler and the Crows

The Holy Caucasians

The Bangala Who Looked At Me

Lousy Rusty Trains ( also known as the LRT )

The Expensive Kachang Puteh

Horny Convent Girls

The JooChiat Cheekopeks

The Study-Mama who Gave me a Massage

Jacintha Abishnagan and The Unprounciables

I Gave her Money , She Gave me AIDS

The Far East Plaza Wannabes

Road Rage Menace

The Summons from Aunty Fatimah

The Milo Champs

The Ah Soh Who wore a Bikini


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Hehehe. Feel free to add on to the list !

Cocco Latte/ China Black here i come !!! Bye folks !






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