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Hi , we're F4 !
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If you thought that F4 was a bad enough name for a band ( or a boyband , to be more precise ) , think again.
In a world where bands are dime a dozen , you would have to really stand out to make your mark , and although playing exceptionally good music is one sure way to be in the limelight , why not take the easier way out by naming your band with a bizarre name thats bound to catch attention ?
Just when i thought band names couldn't get any more weird when i saw the albums of Super Furry Animals at HMV , Tre had to send me a song from Modest Mouse.
LOL.
I decided to do a quick check on the WWW and discovered that those names are tame compared to these !!!
Accidental Goat Sodomy
A Cat Born in an Oven isn't a Cake
The Albino Toilet Boys
Anal Genocide
Ancient Chinese Penis ( LOL I LIKE THIS ONE )
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Bleeding Rectum
Clitoris That Thought It Was a Puppy
Daddy's Got the Biggest
The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln
Hitler Stole My Potato
HIV and the Positives
If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them ( All in good time i guess ! )
James, What Are We Gonna Call Our Band? ( strictly for the uncreative haha )
Menstrual Gravy ( wth ?! )
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Orgy With Pigs
Painful Discharge
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Soothing Sounds For Baby
They Tried To Frame OJ ( Haha a wise crack to OJ Simpson )
This is Serious , Mom
The Total Population of China ( LOL I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS ONE ! SO BLOODY IRRELEVANT ! )
Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms
Van Gogh's Ear ( LOL !! For the clueluess , Van Gogh's an artist who cut off his own ear )
The Yams from Outer Space
Ayatollah Mama Please
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Being the lame ass that i usually am , i decided to come up with a few myself -
The Lactacting Albino Hamsters
Lee Kuan Yew and His Motley Crew
Nathan Goes Jalan
The Mama-Shop boys
The Tampenis Rapist
Garfield and The Sterilised Neighbourhood Cats
Preservated Anal Poo ( also known as the PAP )
John Culler and the Crows
The Holy Caucasians
The Bangala Who Looked At Me
Lousy Rusty Trains ( also known as the LRT )
The Expensive Kachang Puteh
Horny Convent Girls
The JooChiat Cheekopeks
The Study-Mama who Gave me a Massage
Jacintha Abishnagan and The Unprounciables
I Gave her Money , She Gave me AIDS
The Far East Plaza Wannabes
Road Rage Menace
The Summons from Aunty Fatimah
The Milo Champs
The Ah Soh Who wore a Bikini
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Hehehe. Feel free to add on to the list !
Cocco Latte/ China Black here i come !!! Bye folks !
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