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of small eyes and goatees
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Woahhhh.
Had an extremely tiring but enjoyable time @ China Black yesterday with Yan , and a few others like Li'en , Bong and even Chee was there too ( Sneaky , sneaky ! )
The highlight of the night was definitely when the bartenders clambered onto their bar-tops to perform an impromptu bar-top dance , something which NEVER happened before , not at least at Black , and i couldn't take my eyes off my favourite bartender , who was this Nakata-lookalike guy with very small eyes and *shrieks* a cute goatee !
Swoooooon.
Needless to say, i got my drinks from him the whole night long !
Speaking of clubbing , i feel the need to address the issue of picking up girls from clubs.
It is one thing to have lame and cringe-inducing pick-lines like "Hi miss , you're very familiar.." but it is another to just stick your handphone into my face without saying anything .
And you expect me to key in my number for you ?? Dream on.
How very bloody downright rude.
Oh , and this guy old enough to be my father with a head full of white hair ( and his equally old friends ) also tried his luck with me and Yan and we had a good laugh about it on the way home because it was just so damn wrong , man !
They even had the balls to ask us to "Join them at Devil's Bar later.."
Hum-sup .
The worst happened when the white-haired guy clambered up onto the podium where i was at and tried to dance with me !!
WAH BIANG !!
Machiam paedophile you know ??
Yan , being the darling that she was , moved away from the podium and told me to have a good time with my "sugar-daddy" and when i tried to go after her , the old man actually grabbed my hand and refused to let me go !
I could have slapped him right there and than !
Luckily a fellow clubber on the podium came to my rescue by pretending we knew each other by whispering gibberish into my ear and then swopping places with me in one swift movement.
Heng.
I've never believed in making friends at clubs because i have yet to shake off this mindset that guys who try to pick up girls only have one intention on their minds.
And thats definitely not to make friends.
I know many guys would protest :p
To XYZ who left a comment in my previous post : Heh , sorry , i guess this post explains it all eh ! :D
Ooooooh yah before i forget.
I must salute this girl who was the lone dancer on the dance floor during the earlier hours at the club .
She was er , abit on the heavier side and had a , erm , a unique dress sense ( a full length white skirt and a PINK top adorned with flowers ) and Miss twinkle-toes was doing some sort of a salsa-like dance complete with twirling and pirouettes.
And yes , just about everyone had their eyes glued on her and yea , basically just laughing at her and sad to say i was one of them .
But come to think of it , this girl has something that everyone that night lacked -
CONFIDENCE.
To be able to perform a one-man show on an empty dance floor with everyone watching and knowing very well you're not exactly Miss Universe material nor dance like Wade Robson takes guts.
Alot of guts.
You have balls , girl.
I'm sorry i laughed at you.
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For the first time in a long while i am going to spend the entire day at home today !! Firstly , i have to complete my draft for my scriptwriting project , secondly my legs ache like hell and lastly , i want to get into my dad's good books because he was damn pissed with me yesterday for coming home at 4am and he actually locked me out for a good 30 mins before unlocking the bloody gate.
Cheeeers dad. You're the best.
Thanks for making me sit on the doorstep like an idiot while my legs were aching , drenched in perspiration and feeling slightly whoozy from all those drinks and fatigue.
By the way its amazing how one can act completely sober when in front of your parents.
I remember the last time i came home piss drunk and had to be carried home by HH , the moment my dad opened the door ( it came as quite a shock cus i didn't expect him to be home ) i suddenly found my legs and could stand up without HH's help and was able to converse coherently with my dad and answer his questions intelligently when just a few moments before i was still talking in an alien language to HH and laughing away for no rhyme nor reason.
Ah. Behold the power of parents.
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Exploding toads !!!
I wonder what would happen if humans were inflicted with it ..
Exploding humans ?
Damn i have a cruel mind.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050427/ap_on_sc/germany_exploding_toads
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