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OISHIII NEH !
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I've never been a big fan of sushi , thats why i've never exceeded more than a not-so-impressive record of 10 plates @ Sakae's buffet meal unlike Zenth whose record was 16 plates !
I think its becoming an unhealthy ( both to the customer in terms of his increasing girth and to the restaurent in terms of financial loss lol ) trend to stack up the empty dishes to form long colourful columns and then taking photos with it , usually that of a madly grinning girl craning her neck to be as close to the plates as possible , not to forget a mandatory kawaii-neh pose thrown in for good measure.
I don't know who the hell are they , just some random pic i found off the WWW. Everyone now .. WOW ! 23 plates sia !!!!! *GASP* like , i am so impressed.
I wonder who the hell kicked off that trend because while eating @ Sakae earlier , i walked past a few tables and they all had plates stacked up and i tried my best not to stare because by doing so i would have achieved their goal of getting someone elses' attention.
Elementary , my dear Watson.
By the way , i think Sakae has one of the best deals for buffet , and their sushi is quite decent too.
But oh , stacking up empty plates is like so passe now , girlfriend ! ( in a falsetto gayish voice )
Now , cheap thrill-seekers like me and Ros will stop at nothing to feel that buzz to escape unscathed after doing something stupid.
If any of you happened to be Sakae @ The Heeren today and almost died from eating that innocent piece of Salmon sushi due to an overdose of wasabi , look no further.
The culprit is here :p
No words can describe that immense feeling of satisfaction each time we managed to sneak a plate of "pimped up" sushi back onto the revolving belt and glueing our eyes onto that plate , looking out for that unfortunate moron who will eventually discover it.
But no such luck , haven't got the chance to see anybody actually biting into one of them wasabi timebombs yet. lol.
Its an acquired skill , to be able to spread such a thick layer of wasabi on that small ball of rice and yet still manage to render it inconspicuous under such a thin slice of raw salmon and to get it back onto the belt without anyone noticing.
I know.. i'm lame.
But cheap thrills don't get anywhere cheaper than that :p
Oh.. a word of caution to all ye spitters out there.
I laughed my ass off when i was at Ros' place watching TV in the evening with her bro and sis when suddenly her bro coughed and after a series of gross throat-clearing noises that sounded like a regurgitating mother penguin later , he spat.
Not into a tissue , but onto the carpet !!!
He didn't realise it for two seconds and then he exclaimed
"Fuck ! I forgot i'm at home !!"
LOL !!!!!!!
What the hell !!
He actually forgot that he was at home and since he was so used to spitting everywhere and anywhere outside , he took his bad habit home.
Even more disgusting was , he was too lazy to clean up after his dirty deed so he went to get a dog biscuit and placed it on the wad of phlegm on the carpet , and yes , his dumb dog ate everything.
And i mean everything.
