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you did WHAT ?!
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Okay this is going to be really short and of no interest to anyone but feel that i just have to let it out.

Had a short conversation with a casual acquaintance , P just now. The last time i saw her was about a week ago while shopping with Ros and J.

Clothes weren't the only stuff she picked up while shopping.

P actually picked up this rather cute sales assistant and they exchanged numbers.

Since our conversation was getting quite dull , i decided to enquire about him.

"Eh.. So hows things between you and that sales assistant guy from last week ?"

"Hmm.. Met up with him yesterday leh. :D "

"Wow that was fast. Any happenings ?"

"Haha yeah he's really good in bed. Can't tell hor ??"

I was like... Huh are you serious and she was like yeah of course i'm serious why would i lie ?

Gee.

I was seriously appalled.

First date ends with a romp in bed.

Hey it rhymes !

Anyway.

I think i'm too old-fashioned lah.

Please assure me that i'm not alone by telling me that you share my views , that sex is definitely a no-no on a first date.

I fucking sound like a nun ! Shit.

Of course i welcome different POVs , it doesn't mean that you're loose or whatever .

It just proves that i'm still stuck in the era when women pinned hankerchiefs to their sleeves and pottered around in bamboo clogs.

Non-conformist my ass.

I'm just not liberal enough to label myself a non-conformist.

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listening to : Rufio - In my eyes

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UPDATE @ 3am :

In order to parade around in my swimsuit without making others nauseous when i hit the beaches next week for Grace's birthday bash @ Km8 and HH's last party before he enlists , i have been religiously doing crunches and sit-ups for the past week before i sleep without fail.

As usual , i did my crunches and was about to turn in when my stomach growled.

And i tried to ignore it but i couldn't so i gave in and had a packet of instant noodles , a can of coke and i couldn't resist finishing the bar of Hershey's milk chocolate that was lying conspicuously next to the Coke.

This is the 3rd time it has happened.

It kinda defeats the purpose of exercising before you sleep eh ???

I don't have a very flabby stomach ( okay , it the folds of fats becomes quite obvious when i sit down ) and what used to be abs are now tiny slits of its former glory.

Really , it is grotesque to see someone of my size potter around with a tummy hanging over your bikini bottom.

LOL.

O LORD PLEASE GIVE ME STRENGTH ! AT LEAST UNTIL NEXT WEEK !