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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

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Again.
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Thats it.

Hair removal products HATE ME.

What does one do when its 2am with a satisfied tummy after supper @ Newton Circus and you have nothing on your hands ?

Easy.

Groom yourself.

As usual i plucked my eyebrows and decided to shave my legs despite them being virtually hair-free save from a few thicker strands on my knee pads .

Undaunted by what happened on Sat , I slathered moisturisor on my legs and started shaving with one of my dad's disposable shavers ( lol , yes i admit i'm just too cheapskate to buy one for myself )

Since i haven't shaved my legs for months i forgot about something until it happened.

I SHAVED OVER A MOLE ON THE SIDE OF MY LEG.

AND IT WAS FUCKING PAINFUL.

The mole was shaved cleanly off and of course , it bled.

It wasn't a very big mole to begin with , its about the size of an * but it was quite peaked so you can imagine.

Usually i'll just skip shaving that area because its hairless anyway but i was quite distracted just now and it just slipped my mind.

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It wasn't very painful except fpr the moment when i sliced it off and i had this thought :

What if i was a guy and i have a mole on my chin / moustache area?

Or even worse , 3 or more moles.

HOW TO SHAVE SIA ??

Imagine spending more time than most guys shaving because you have to maneuver your shaver carefully around the offending area.

Or choose to just ignore those moles and end up with a few spots of bushiness on your face.

Urghhhh.

I think i'll just stick to depilatory creams.

Meanwhile i'm going to stop shaving the rest of my legs and concentrate on looking for that piece of unfused mole and preserve it in a saline solution.

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Working at the airport has made me more asset-rich.

To date , i've picked up

1) Cash ( The most i've picked up was a wad of 10 dollar notes amounting to $60 which the dishonest me pocketed without telling my collegues. Why should i ?? :P )

2) Magazines. Tonnes

3) Stationary

4) Ciggs

5) Lighters

6) A thumb drive that had about 100MB of family photos in it

7) Paperback novels ( The latest i've brought home is a Tony Parsons book )

And etc etc.

Not that anyone is interested of course .. Just one of the many incentives you should work in the F&B industry :P

 

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