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BLOOPER!
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Shopping is extremely gratifying.

Its even better than sex ! ( Well , this i have yet to find out but i'm just assuming anyway )

I went absolutely bonkers like a deranged bull unleashed in town yesterday with Gracie and i went home almost broke but when you have like your hands full with shopping bags you don't remain guilty for long.

Anyway.

Murphy's law made an unexpected public comeback yesterday.

I was in this shop that sells really whimsical bags and i fell in love with their totes.

Bloody damn nice , i tell you.

However being the discerning shopper that i am i decided to take check out the rest of the shops first before making my purchase just in case i find something else better.

So i waltzed out ( term courtesy of Shawn Kuku ) from that place and popped into the adjacent store.

I had barely stepped into it when someone tapped my shoulder.

"Miss , i think you're carrying our bag"

I stared at the disgusted looking man with a receding hairline for a while , speechless.

WHAT BAG ??

I quickly looked down and there it was , the tote i was eyeing at the previous shop , hanging from my arm !!!

WTF !??

I had actually forgotten to return the bag to the sales assistant and walked out !?

Wah , can die.

The look on his face seems to say

"Majiam i believe that you forgot to return lor.. What a cunning shoplifter !"

I returned the bag to him amidst profuse apologies from me but i didn't think he was convinced.

I'm never stepping into that shop ever again.