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i don't wanna go Zooooook lah. ( Starstruck schoolgirlish talk ahead )
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Sigh.
Its Saturday and i'm at home ?!!!!!!!!
What was supposed to be fun night out with the gang was ruined when majority voted to go Zoooook , which was the last place i would want to be on a Saturday night because its gonna be so crowded and i'll probably die of an asthma attack on the dancefloor while getting groped for the twentieth time.
HH , you promised Cocco Latte .. What happened ? = (
Anyway.
What is a single and lonely girl like me supposed to do on a Saturday ? ( I say that because lets face it , weekends are for couples to laze around at home channel surfing together and making out on the couch and i'm honestly not into humping my bolster , i swear )
Nothing.
Okay not exactly nothing , i've been pretty glued to the telly watching this taiwanese entertainment programme guest-starring my current crush ......
NICKY LI JIU ZHE !!!!! ( A.k.a Xiao Pang from Machi )
He looks EXACTLY like the kind of guy i would really love to fall in love with.
Tiny eyes , cute goatee and plump ( Okay , big-sized/big-boned but i just like the word plump :p )
And he speaks good english !
Purrrrr-fect !
I think being single for too long results in my hormones going into overdrive , judging from the way i go ga-ga over the male celebs on TV like a crazed teenager. ( I am still a teenager what ! )
Just a few days ago , i was ogling at him while watching My Sassy Neighbour on Channel 5.
SOO KUI JIEN !!!!!!!!!!!
He is so incredibly cute , i am still reeling in from the shock of realising that he is already 32.
CANNOT BELIEVE RIGHT !?
But har .. I still find that Nicky cuter. Heh.
Just look at his cheeky grin !!
AIYO ! CAN DIE. *hyperventilates*
Have i mentioned that i simply find guys in collared shirts like whats he's wearing absolutely SEXY ?! ( Not forgetting the Number 4 uniform la ! )
Just imagine , sitting on his lap and unbuttoning his shirt buttons one by one .
AWESOME.
SO AWESOME !!!!!!!!
And then the morning after i shall potter around the house wearing nothing but that shirt while serving him breakfast in bed.
AWESOME !
Yep , croissants , toast , scrambled eggs and bacon on pretty china plates.
[[[[ Tip : NEVER EVER serve roti prata ( still wrapped with the brown paper some more , lagi worse ) or fried bee hoon or chee cheong fun for a breakfast-in-bed !! That is SO unromantic. Damn spoiler one leh.
Imagine the girlfriend snuggling up to her boyfriend and whispering
"Sweetie.. Breakfast is served .."
I guess the next most natural reaction is for the boyfriend to give the girlfriend a hug and then a kiss on her forehead despite the very bad morning breath and then to thank her
"Thank you honey.. *muack* .. Whats for breakfast ?"
Such a beautiful morning , sunlight streaming in from between the curtains , satin bedsheets ( wah sibei opulent hor ) and then the girlfriend replies..
"Chee cheong fun lor !!!!!"
*facepalm*
SPOIL THE MOMENTUM RIGHT!?
I mean local breakfast is damn tasty but its just so not right in that sense you know ? ]]]]]]
Oh and if you haven't noticed , i have a major thing for guys with small eyes.
They both have small eyes , Jay Chou and Lin Jun Jie too !
So yeah , if you .....
1) Have small eyes that crinkle up in the corners when you smile
2) Have a goatee
3) Above 1.7m and weighs more than 65kg ( in other words , PLUMP or BIG SIZED LOL )
4) Have big rough and manly hands , preferably with alot of veins ( Compulsory )
.... Then CALL ME !
See ? My tastes very simple one la.
Don't say i got high expectations , hor !!
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listening to : Li Jiu Zhe ( WHO ELSE !? ) - Ying Zi
