---
random post of the day
-----
Guys , be thankful for your cottony soft white briefs or airy boxers ( or g-strings/thongs for some :D ) because in some tribes , men keep their little brothers in cute little casings called phallocrypts .
By the way i think phallocrypt is a damn cool name for something that is so primitive.
Move over , NewUrbanMale's male version of Wonderbra
and you thought only female cleavages requires a lil pushing up
...here comes the Phallocrypt !!
I have nothing but respect and amazement for such tribes because they have managed to preserve their culture even as the rest of the world moves on and the way they manage to co-exist with Nature with such perfect balance.
However i couldn't help but be amused as i caught a documentary showcasing the life of an Indonesian tribe , the men wearing gourds skillfully shaped into a hollow phallus , secured with strings made from plant fibre.
Firstly , it must be really hard on their little members to be cooped up in such cramped conditions. Yes , the smell too.
Secondly , the hassle of urinating.
Thirdly , they give rise to the impression that the wearer has a fright-inducing 11 incher ( refer to above pic , the first two guys )
Oh , what wouldn't i give to be one of them ?
To run around in the wild topless and breastfeeding my child without getting any complaints from the fucked up public and preserving the culture of my tribe.
To be able to drink from a running stream and not worry about contamination.
No taxes.
