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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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my manager , my nightmare
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My callously infamous manager pissed me off again today.

I had to juggle the work of two persons today because one of my collegues called in sick at the last moment.

And instead of appreciating it , he droned on and on about how slow i was at work today.

For example , i had to abort washing the blender machine because there was a customer at the counter.

The stupid asshole of a manager was standing there yakking away on his mobile without even helping.

So i went to serve the customer and just as the customer left with his coffee and i , still standing at the counter looking at the receipt , the fucker covered the mouthpiece with his hand and hollered from the other end where the sink was

"Why is the blender not washed ?!"

I rolled my eyes and calmly replied

"Cannot see got customers just now huh ?'

He then eyeballed me and by reflex my middle finger jutted out but luckily his back was turned .

OH WHEREFORE ART THOU , JUSTICE !

Very very very angry , i am.

I have managed to record a clip of his funky accent ( a natural phenomenom when he speaks to caucasians) on my handphone and hopefully i will be able to upload it .

I know i shouldn't , but i did something very horrid to get back at him before i knocked off today.

Blinded by anger , I swiped his phone off his desk and doused it in water before wiping it dry and placing it back .

Last i checked , it was still working and the LCD screen was still fine ( he uses a Nokia 6230 like me ) but i cannot guarantee how long it would be before the components gets affected by the water.

I felt really bad for awhile but the guilt didn't last long since he's so adept at pissing people off with his groundless accusations , it didn't take long before he did his thing once again and the remorse just dissipated to be replaced by a knowing smugness.

HOHOHO.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I will be working again on Thurs and i wonder what he would do to piss all of us off again.

 

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