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of relationships and fucked up managers
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I sneezed consecutively for about 10 times just now and i got so breathless that i had to use my inhaler for the first time in months. LOL.

I met up with my Ah Beng friend ( he was sick , the poor guy ) yesterday , and to my amazement i noticed that he has trimmed away the wayangwayang-like claws on his pinkys !!

Maybe he has finally realised that they're a burden , or that he probably scratched himself while bathing.

Or maybe he has noticed my eyes staring intently at those overgrown excess protein with a subtle appalled expression and of course , the arched-eyebrow amazed look which i am so good at.

Whatever the reason , it is to be celebrated.

Hur hur hur.

I'm pretty thankful that he has clean and short nails , certainly not a common attribute of an Ah Beng.

Come to think of it he's not that Beng la , at least he doesn't sport gold hair ( or rather , he can't because he's serving the nation ) nor walk with an exaggerated swagger so distinct in Bengs.

Anyway.

Someone has stopped calling me all of a sudden and i don't like the fact that he is obviously trying to avoid me because we had a quarrel ( due to his overzealous and suspicious nature ) and because i indirectly rejected him.

I used to find him rather cute actually.

He's tall ( too fucking tall in fact ) , intelligent ( yes he knows where the Louvre musuem is , hallejujah ) , effectively bilingual ( a pretty rare occurence ) , gentlemenly , not stingy , and he drives his own car ( not that it even matters since i'm in love with long bus rides but i guess its a definite plus when it comes to accesibility )

Initially i thought we would eventually go into a relationship but within 2 weeks of knowing him I soon came to realise that everyone has flaws.

He would hurt me with words like

"Wah.. I guess someone must be busy with some other guy to be taking so long to reply huh ?"

or

"Aiya , i know i'm not good enough for you la. Go find some cute rich guy who drives a porsche and not this pathetic person who drives a pathetic japanese car"

In the beginning i was very very impressed with him for being so attentive .. for being there when Hammie escaped and i was so depressed that i actually cried for the first time in months and he tried to cheer me up by buying me another hamster and flowers.

I really tried to accept you , but you ruined everything.

And please don't let this end our friendship .

I still wanna catch that Omnimax movie .

Bleh.

Oh , my infamous manager HAS NOT resigned yet.

Bloody hell.

He's getting worse over the months and now he goes around threatening to sack anyone with unsatisfactory work standards which is really fucked up because you don't go around giving people the sack over the most inane reasons.

Just a few days ago , he told my collegue to "return your uniform next week" which really , is a poor euphemism for firing someone.

And why ?

SHE WAS EATING A SANDWICH IN THE KITCHEN DURING WORKING HOURS.

Nabeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Certainly she was in the wrong for doing so but does that warrant getting fired ?

Totally fucked up , the bloody moron is just throwing his weight around and abusing his authority.

I wished i had the power to frame him like , embezzle the company funds and get him thrown into gaol PLUS a good whipping.

Or stealing his handphone and wallet and splitting the gains with my collegues.

Everytime when i'm doing the dishes in the kitchen and he happens to brush against me ( the passageway between the sink and the wall is very narrow ) , i would immediately entertain dark thoughts like screaming my head off and getting everybody's attention and then bursting into tears while saying

"He.... He.. touched me ! ! He squeezed my butt ! Right there !"

That might not guarantee a jail term but in the very least he would get the sack .

Yes , i hate him THAT MUCH.

He is the most callous , scheming , bootlicking fucker in the airport , if not the world.

I wonder why superiors are such assholes.

The editor of the magazine i'm writing for is one as well.

But that is for another day.

Should i have people working under me in the future , you can be sure that i will not follow in their footsteps.

Oh , one last thing.

There will be a showcase of local bands next to the field @ Orchard MRT tomorrow from 6pm onwards .

GO CHECK THEM OUT !

I will be there.


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Is that what i think it is ?
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I took this photo when i was in China

That ghostly circular patch near the center.. Is that an orb ??


Scary.

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