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nabeh , sibei smelly lah.
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I've got a thing for cleanliness and this applies to my toilet as well , among the 1001 what-NOT-to-do list when you're at my place like making sure your feet is not sweaty before you step in because i get very irritated by footprints left by sweaty soles not only because it is an eyesore but because it takes alot of mopping to remove it.
Okay i digress.
I get very anal about toilets not being flushed and it irks me to see the deposits from your nether orifices.
Unfortunately , my dad is one hell of a stubborn mule and although thankfully he always remembers to flush after taking a dump , he always assumes that a single flush clears everything but no , sometimes the flush is so weak that little bits of brown flotsam can be seen swimming in the murky water.
Which is really disgusting of course.
Thats why you should never leave immediately after flushing after you have shat , just hang around for a moment to check whether everything has been flushed away and if not , be patient and wait for the w.c to fill up again and RE-FLUSH , you big shitter you.
And then my beloved father doesn't have a habit of flushing after peeing like most asians because they think its a waste of water to flush urine away ( why flush it now when you can wait for someone to shit and then flush it all away at one go ? Imagine the wad of yellowish soggy toilet paper lodged in the toilet bowl after the tenth person has pee-d without flushing. YUCK )
Worst of all , his pee smells like a tonne of day-old squid and the best part is visiting the loo in the morning because my dad pees alot in the night so you imagine stepping into a bathroom that smells a million times worse than a wet market , no thanks to the accumulation of a night's worth of my dad's pee in the toilet bowl.
Usually i would just close my eyes and flush the offending waste away but the stench always remains and its a harrowing experience to bath in the morning , breathing in the acrid fumes that linger.
If smell has a colour , then my bathroom would definitely be filled with brown gas ( just like bromine gas from the lab lessons way back in sec sch ) billowing from the toilet bowl like a chimmney. And visibility would be reduced to the tip of your nose.
I bet that the sulphur content in my dad's pee is so high that you can make rat poison out of it. Not that rat poison is made from sulphur of course. Its made from DDT. Whatever that is.
Anyway.
I have tried ways to curb my dad's disgusting tendency , from a gentle reminder of a post-it note stuck above the flush that says "FLUSH ME" to a more direct daughter to father confrontation " DAD YOUR PEE STINKS SO PLEASE FLUSH AFTER USING" to which he would just shrug and walk away , one of his trademark movements.
I don't know what the fuck causes the smelly urine but i swear to god it definitely smells much worse than the average .
It has gotten to me so bad that i cannot eat cuttlefish without thinking about my dad.
So please everyone , i beseech you.
Some money just cannot be saved la . Drop the old traditional thought that flushing pee away is a waste of money.
Meanwhile i'm thinking about installing an infra-red flush system in my bathroom since my dad is such an obstinate pig.
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listening to : telepopmusik - breath
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p.s : FUCK NK* . Why donate to a organisation that claims to be charitable when it is not as charitable as it makes itself out to be ? If you really have too much money to spare , why not donate it to Renci hospital , which also happens to the place i have been volunteering at since i was in sec 3 ? We don't have chrome plated taps , only rusty ones that creaks when you turn it.
