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Thursday, July 28, 2005

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of conniving china women
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Today , i was taking the bus and i happened to stand in front of this incredibly well-endowed woman whose breasts were almost spilling out from her top and from my vantage point , i could just see her nipples if only i tried.

However her cleavage was so creamy and appealing , i couldn't help but...

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"My leftie is called Xiaomei and the rightie is called XiuXiu and they are my breast friends"

Now , never attempt to try this if you're a guy because it is just so damn suspicious for a man to be holding a camera phone at an angle.

Looking at her i knew at once she was from China and I confirmed it when she started speaking in a heavily accented mandarin on her phone.

The signs of a bratty woman from mainland China- Ghastly pale foundation that contrasts with her neck , tattooed eyebrows , heavily lined eyes , gold rebonded hair with curly roots ala a poodle, and fiery red lipstick that only serves to bring out the yellowish hue of her teeth. Eeew.

To be fair , one cannot judge another from their country of origin. It just so happens that they have suffered such a bad rep in Singapore because of the minority who flock here for the sole purpose of seducing local men in return for $$ .

Not forgetting those who throng Geylang at night and accosting men. Of course the men are equally fucked up in this case.

Just take a look around and you can see many of them hanging on to the arms of grinning old men and because this disturbing image has been etched onto the minds of many , people now tend to associate old men and young girls with them and it is definitely not a good thing because i'm always with my grandfather and there has been one time when i have been indirectly questioned by an auntie whose stall i bought food from with my grandfather and she gave me an unconvinced disgusted look when i told her that i'm his grandaughter ( please refer to my archives ) .

After getting pushed aside by them for the Nth time while queueing up for buses, among their many misdemeanors which i have personally encountered , i am beginning to loathe the sight of them.

When you dislike a particular race not your own , it is called Racism ( fuck you , racists )

But what about when you dislike species from your own kind ?!

Of course it is unfair to classify ALL mainlander women as leeches because they are not. Having just returned from China after a trip , i can assure you that although most of them are loud , uncouth and definitely lacking in manners , they are hardworking , filial and can be quite friendly at times.

My relatives from China are sterling examples. They actually took leave just so they could entertain us during our stay there despite the fact that there is no such thing as an annual leave in China and days off are entirely at their own expense ( simply put : no work = no $ ) , and they are folks who can barely survive on their meagre monthly incomes.

Worst of all they managed to make us feel worse by lavishing us with an opulent spread for every meal and farewell gifts of dried produce that would have cost them at least two month's worth of savings.

What a different image they have potrayed of the mainlander women !

I swear to god , next time i get shoved by them , i am so going to fight back. Maybe make them trip and fall over in their obiang chunky platform heels.

I think that is so fucking unfair that an entire group of people gets stereotyped because of a few black sheep thats tainting their reputation but thats always the case isn't it ?

For example the association of malays with delinquency , teenage pregnacies , tapered pants ,fake branded products ,unwanted void-deck concerts ( usually made up of one guy with a guitar and 10 vocals singing the same emo emo song ) and "eh brudder , go relak one corner k ?!"

But of course not of them are like that. Heck , i only know of one malay guy who vaguely fits the description above.

And the list goes on.

1) Indians are not always smelly.

2) Chinese men don't always go around spitting.

3) Bangladeshi workers are not always thieves or rapists.

4) Not all ang-moh men crave for asian flesh. And they are not always rich.

5 ) Phillipino women are not always maids.

6) Transvesites are not always Thai.

7) Most effeminate men are straight. A limp wrist is NOT a sign of cock-lovin'.

8) Not all convent girls are wild lesbians.

9 ) Not all ACS boys are cute ( Ha ha ha sorry private joke :P )

So there you have it. There are tonnes more but its 1.30am now and my mind is slowly malfunctioning so feel free to comment if you wish to add on and i apologise this entry has offended anyone but then again fuck you for being so narrow-minded.

Good night.

 

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