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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

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bus rides
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As most of you would have known by now, i am an avid fan of long bus rides.

I especially love it when the bus is chilly and quiet , with a heavy thunderstorm brewing outside , creating translucent ribbons of water streaming down the windows while i am plugged in to good music.

Even better if i have a nice warm shoulder to lean on but oh well .

As i was saying..

I took bus 72 a couple of days ago and jumped at the chance of this lovely photo opportunity

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Just some tired foreign workers to you but how often do you see them actually resting on a bed of felled branches on a lorry ?!

I've always liked foreign workers , a real friendly bunch but sadly they're often stereotyped.

And then i was mystified by this sight

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I don't know what the fuck they are though they look uncannily like helipads to my simple mind but its unlikely that there are two helipads in the middle of Old Tampines road ( then again Paya Lebar airbase is just next to it but still it makes no sense to put them outside the airbase )

Okay i sound like a hair twirling bimbo.

Someone please solve the mystery !

alex feels otherwise-

r ҳ - ΑΛΕΞΑΝΔΡΟΣ says:
could be some kinda mills. for grains. for the fuckin gahmen emergency storage

r ҳ - ΑΛΕΞΑΝΔΡΟΣ says:
or sthg. conspiracy theory!

Scenery aside , please take a second to observe the following photos


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So what do they have in common ?

Yes you are right.

They are all photos of selfish people.

Note that they are all sitting in the aisle seat when there is nobody next to them.

Its fine with me if the bus isn't crowded , i don't care.

BUT THE BUS WAS FUCKING CROWDED WHEN I TOOK THESE PHOTOS ( All taken at the same time ) AND THESE BITCHES WOULD NOT NUDGE?!

I was just slightly miffed when i saw not one but three such selfish bitches .

However my wrath escalated when the bus suddenly braked and I ( along with the rest of the standing passengers ) almost tumbled to the front of the bus if not for our fast reflexes .

Nabeh , if lim bu fell and fractured the bones in my ass i'll buy a voodoo doll and curse you with incurable super itchy genital herpes and acute ezcema on your anus so that you will scratch them until they become infected and pus will ooze out from your nether orifices and that will cause them to be smelly.

Some of you may argue that they would move to allow you to get to the seat next to them or that they are already alighting .

NO EXCUSES LOR.

Whats wrong with sitting in the window seat anyway ?

And i don't see why you should compromise on the convenience of the rest of the passengers for your own. nabeh.

The next time i see any selfish acts on public transportation , i will give no face hor.

I don't care if i get beaten up taking photos.

Anyway i am very discreet. Hehehehe.

Oh and it is definitely an advantage to be female cus' nobody gives a shit to a schoolgirlish person with a camera phone.

WATCH OUT !!!

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