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Friday, August 19, 2005

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Overheard in the ladies' @ Double-O just now :

"Like seriously i've been with two asian guys before and i swear to god they're not impressive , like totally ! Urghhh."

So i turn around to see this long haired bitch who was a complete walking fashion disaster in a floral sun-dress and BLACK HIGH HEELS.

Darling , beachwear and stilettos DO NOT go together.

Her nail polish was chipped some more. Wah lao.

I recognised her immediately because i had noticed her canoodling with a fat stumpy ang-moh on the podium and my first thought

"fucking SPG !!!!!!!!"

So she continues yakking away to her equally pretentious friends ( looking very much enrapt as if they were impressed. gross ) in her incredibly fake accent and my disdain grew as she rattled on animatedly about her "escapades" while i washed my hands.

I think it is absolutely okay to have preferences , just like how i find men with a brit accent cute.

But it is definitely NOT okay to worship the blue-eyed species and treating your own kind with contempt.

The way she spoke , it was as if dating an ang-moh was such a fucking big deal , like she was so fucking attractive that she could get a blonde dick to impale her.

I shouldn't be stereotyping but i guess its a well-known fact that the sexual appetites of ang-mohs are insatiable .

So as long as you are willing to spread your legs then ta-dah~!

You've got yourself an ang-moh man.

I hope that she gets kidnapped by a gang of asian necrophiliacs.

 

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