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Friday, August 05, 2005

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fiona the delinquent. almost.
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Okay so i had my econs test today and while thumbing through the textbook while in the cab to school , i realised in horror that i have yet to memorise quite a few formulas.

With only two more traffic lights before my destination ( and my doom ) , it was impossible to cram everything into my dense head.

So.

I.

Decided.

To.

Cheat.

Thats right.

I hastily scribbled some funky looking formula into my palm and hopped off the cab.

Anyway turned out that was no question that needed the formula so i didn't really cheat , did I ? :P

But i have a feeling i'm going to flunk that test anyway and well Grace and I sort of "exchanged" tips during the test , i kinda heeded her advice to change one of my answers because she felt that hers was the correct one.

Well.

Upon leaving the room after the test i consulted the book and realised we were both wrong anyway.

Hahaha.

Reminds me of my secondary school days when i used to stuff little notes crammed with microscopic illegible handwriting into my pencil case for exams and tests.

But somehow the teachers managed to uncover our ruse and since then we weren't allowed to put our pencil cases on the table ; only stationary.

So i resorted to writing the answers on my thigh and during tests i would pull up the hem of my skirt to reveal the answer . LOL

Am i brilliant or what !

But i stopped after a few attempts because it felt weird to be pulling up your skirt halfway through tests.

What would the rest think if they saw me !?

So.

I even had the balls to copy the letterwriting format for my O'Levels mother tongue exams in the chinese dictionary that was allowed into the examination hall for us to refer to.

Till now i shudder to think about it .. What if i was caught ?

I'll never be able to graduate from secondary school.. EVER !


CRIME DOES NOT PAY.

In other news , my weekend feels so terribly empty that for once i'm not in the TGIF mood.

Nothing to look forward to .

 

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