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Sunday, August 07, 2005

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now thats what i call a BURGER
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Fuck off , Macdonalds , Burger King and all the other fast-food chains which sells what they claim to be burgers.

Because you haven't truly eaten a burger when you haven't tried Carl's Jr !!!!!

Thats right.

I am officially Carl's Jr number one fan despite having only eaten their humongous burgers twice.

It is so good that even though i was pretty full after catching the fireworks festival @ the Esplanade just now , i just had to satisfy my sudden craving for Carl's Jr.

Some people were disgusted after finding out about my love for supposedly "manly" food such as Subway sandwiches and Carl's Jr. because most girls don't like them , either because they are too sinful due to the unhumane proportions or are just plain messy to eat.

To me i think the latter is one good reason why i will not be caught dead stuffing my face with a Subway sandwich or a Carl's Jr burger on the first few dates because i will not want to be seen with my mouth stretched wide to accomodate the massive bread or have mayonaise or barbeque sauce dripping from my chin.

So anyway.

I shared a double bacon cheese burger , criss-cut fries and a soda with Yan just now and gosh.

It was orgasmic.

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She had an orgasm shortly after this photo was taken.


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Love at first bite. Whaddya mean that its sinful ?!

But then again to be honest the patties weren't as juicy as the Star burger ( I'm proud to proclaim i finished the entire burger by myself ) i had with P a couple of weeks back , probably due to the crowd that had spilled over from the fireworks festival ( it was so fucking crowded we waited like 15 mins to get seated. But then again kudos to the staff for being so efficient , serving us our makan within 10 minutes despite the crowd. HELLO Phin's
steakhouse
PLEASE TAKE A LEAF FROM CARL'S JR BOOK. ASSHOLES. )

The burger we had just now consists two beef patties , two slices of cheese , bacon strips which were disappointingly soggy , tangy BBQ sauce and onion rings of which whose presence went unoticed because the flavours of the other ingredients simply overwhelmed it.

I still relished every bite i had though my stomach were bursting at the seams and i particularly love the fresh salsa dip which I thought went very well with both the burger and fries.

Finally a reason to rejoice the fact that i have a super-duper high metabolism rate ( No , i am not anorexic )

I have been eating too much unhealthy stuff and meat recently.. Time to go on a detox diet for two days to purge my system from all those toxins !!

Yes , i love salads . ( nooooooooooooooooooooo )

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listening to : Story of the Year - Until the day i die

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P/s :

I've finally got a flickr account !! Still in its infancy but i will add on to it when i have the time =)

And i'm still figuring out how the hell to incorporate the flickr badge into my links.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hammie/

 

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