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a birthday wish list
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I know i shouldn't but i can't help compiling a public wishlist , just in case there is somebody nice enough to get me want i really want. Heh

1) Juicer. Those nifty machines that make tomatos and carrots alot more palatable by liquifying them into pulp-free liquids.I hate raw tomatos by the way but i force two down a day for the sake of my health.

2) A nintendo dunno-what console. Because Nintendog is the most kawaii game i've ever played in my entire life !

3) Original Sims 2 game , because the "friendly" version i have is un-crackable. Stupid malaysian vendor. Never go to JB for your discs !

4) A golden retriever. A real one , assholes.

5) A new bolster. My current one has gone limp , not so huggable anymore.

6) A crate of disgusting tomatos

7) A hunky male escort with dimples

8) Something to cure ulcers

9) - To be continued -

I know , its a crappy and lame list but it makes me smile while compiling it because it makes me realise that i really don't want anything at all , and its a nice thought , because it shows just how lucky i am to not be in want of anything .

( actually i DO have wants , but they're not really wants , just one of those silly and opulent thoughts girls have , like a little something from Tiffany and Co , a pair of Miu Miu pumps etc . Utterly useless unless you have the style and elegance to carry it off , it'll look fake and cheap on you. )

The only thing that i really really really really want , is someone to love. But i didn't want to put that down on the list because i'll come across as juvenile as those kiddy bloggers who writes stuff like

"SobX sObs.. I dUn wAnt aNythiNg for My buRfday bUt a sWeet BoyFrienD whO wiLL dotE on Me.."

hahahhaa.