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fuck off and drown in your puddle of cum
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Thanks to a not-so-private email address listed on this blog, i've received my fair share of weird emails with interesting propositions like an invitation to engage in a hot FFM ( although honestly i would prefer an MMF because it would mean alot less work ) and etc. And yes , i am extremely flattered that i sound exciting enough to be invited to be part of a menage because frankly , i am as sexual as an amoeba.
And then i get emails as mindfucking as this one. Like , whaaafuck ?!
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From : JL
Sent : Saturday, October 24, 2005 9:17 PM
To : banana_hamster@hotmail.com
Subject : mmm.
Inbox
Hello there
I am just wondering if you get turned on by people cumming into ears. To have a thick long cock rubbing against and behind your ears and getting it filled up with hot fresh cum. Probably it its a new idea to you but since you're quite adventurous maybe i can tell you more if you want ?
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Dude , hell no.
I might be a little extreme sometimes , and truth be told , i find some out-of-this-world fetishes absolutely riveting , such as erotic asphyxiation ( phew what a big word ) , which probably stems from my fascination with being domineered because asphyxiation is basically just choking.
And choking is dangerous because many horny ones have died trying to achieve a sexual high from choking themselves. Michael Hutchence of INXS was rumoured to have died from it. It was reported otherwise of course , but it was never proven.
And necrophilia. Not that i fantasise about fucking a corpse of course , but the idea itself is just .. amazing.
But masturbating with ears or nose or between eyes or whatever is just too unsexy .
Like
"Oh yeah rub my earlobes hard with your cock. Oh fuck yeah that feels so good"
Nonononono.
Hell no.
Dude , hell no.
I wouldn't be surprised if i googled "sex with hollow decomposing mice" or "sex with Teletubbies puppets" and got results.
It takes all sorts to make a world , and you better believe it.
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listenin to : depeche mode - enjoy the silence
p/s : i've got jay's second newest song - Shan Hu Hai ( or Coral Sea ) . Woot ! I love him.
