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Sunday, October 16, 2005

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If you have noticed , i deleted my last entry because it was too personal , i don't really like people to make inaccurate judgements about me simply just by reading what i write and this has happened on several occasions before and its not the best feeling in the world i'm telling ya ( woah such a long sentence without a single punctuation. i'm good! )

i was writing about being pro-polygamy by the way.

so yeah.. been incredibly busy the past few days. busy slogging at the cafe , spending whatever time i have left with my friends and family especially because my grandpa has been pretty cranky lately and i'm worried sick cus' he seems to be complaining about phantom symptoms. and then cramming in revision here and there for my exam next week. no wonder the lone pimple right smack on the tip of my nose is ballooning. fuck.

caught the 40 year old virgin with mel and co. just now. thin and predictable plot , but worth a few laughs.

it alarms me to realise at just how fast we're growing up. it feels like yesterday we were sitting in our stuffy school canteen bitching about "how miss chinniah nagged at me and oh my god did you see what miss toh wore today ? what a hot slut !" in our school uniforms while copying overdue math assignment. and now , conversation topics revolve around "wah my officer tekan me again today.. fucking retard." or "hey i heard ah pong just got his licence.. heard he getting rx8 sia !"

before we know it , we'll be discussing so-and-so's weddings and the birth of so-and-so's first baby , clad in our office togs and document bags tucked under our arms.

its a scary thought.

by the way i have an excellent murphy's law incident to share with you guys..

just a few days ago , i was in a public toilet with an urgent need to pee.

i unbuckled my belt and sat on the toilet seat ( of course wiped and lined thickly with toilet paper ).. WITHOUT taking off my jeans

so yeah you can imagine what happened.

luckily i managed to hold it back after the initial trickle but i still walked around with a slightly damp patch for a while before it dried. i know its gross but i don't have any other choice , do i ?

worship my stupidity.

 

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